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Author: Subject: PPV DISCUSSION THREAD: BattleGround 2016
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posted on 7-25-2016 at 02:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Annnnnnd the Smackdown thread grows to 80 pages by midnight tonight.





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posted on 7-25-2016 at 02:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Royberto melt down in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...





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posted on 7-25-2016 at 02:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
G'Bless Sam, but if there were an Allah, he would hide The Device in Giselle's twazzer and when the team got finished running a train on her Belichick's final thrust would trigger a Czar Bomba that would wipe doze Nawtheastan Cawksukkas off the map.

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[Edited on 7-25-2016 by janerd75]





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posted on 7-25-2016 at 02:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Royberto melt down in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...




ETA: How great would it have been if they'd have done a backstage segment with Young and Backlund where Bob is trying to coach him up to not get distracted by Maryse and Darren is just like "I...don't think that'll be a problem."

[Edited on 7/25/2016 by CM Crunk]





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posted on 7-25-2016 at 02:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The Miz's level of bedazzlement is astounding.





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Donating this for the cause in anticipation of Roman's return.







You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 7-25-2016 at 02:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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The Miz's level of bedazzlement is astounding.


Somehow Miz's tights/boots are the fanciest, blackest things in the ring.





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posted on 7-25-2016 at 02:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Royberto melt down in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...



Wanna share that? I ran out of microwave popcorn..





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"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"

"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"

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posted on 7-25-2016 at 02:57 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Becky getting a 1 on 1 match on the second hour of a pay per view.

Buried. May as well quit.


I won't go that far, but yeah.... it's pretty baffling how they keep kicking Becky to the curb, as I think out of those NXT four she has the most untapped potential....

I mean:

1) Charlotte's a heel... I personally think pairing her with Flair for so long kind of hurt her.

2) Bayley is the underdog... I think it's just her look, but I can't see her being a great heel.

3) Sasha is the tweener... she can go heel or face as needed.

And Becky... I don't know, maybe the accent, the whole steampunk thing, or that she can go in the ring but she's 10's across the board in my books

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posted on 7-25-2016 at 03:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Flash, most of us are being sarcastic about the Burial of Becky Lynch.

Also:

"Never make eye contact with anybody when you're eating a banana." Enzo is jedi-wise. Smacktalker Skywalker owns the joint.





Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"

"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"

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posted on 7-25-2016 at 03:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Enzo made the poop emoji part of his attire.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 7-25-2016 at 03:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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G'Bless Sam, but if there were an Allah, he would hide The Device in Giselle's twazzer and when the team got finished running a train on her Belichick's final thrust would trigger a Czar Bomba that would wipe doze Nawtheastan Cawksukkas of the map.

#Dolfan4Life

#Imayhavegonetoofarwiththatone

#Themizlookslikeayoungbobbacklund


I mean...I am okay with that, too. Here is hoping Miami takes it to them in week two.

Unrelated: But Sami Zayn was channeling his inner HBK with his in-ring psychology tonight. Using the ropes to hold himself up, the emotion of fighting a friend, the anger of facing his eternal enemy, and the penultimate moment where you could review their entire history on his face (both good and bad) with KO laying on his chest, waiting to be saved or finished, before Sami did exactly that.

Great match, great performances by both and a great piece of storytelling by WWE on this entire portion of their history in the WWE.

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posted on 7-25-2016 at 03:13 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
All Northeasterners should be required to pass Enzo y Cass cartoon training before they're allowed entrance to SoFla. Please, Northeasterners do this for Janerd. Pls.

ETA: Shmozzy trainwreck masterpiece, aka how people from the Northeast drive down here. Bueno, muy bueno.

[Edited on 7-25-2016 by janerd75]





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[Edited on 7/25/2016 by CM Crunk]





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posted on 7-25-2016 at 03:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Cole: what makes AJ so successful?

Talent, dumbass. I know after 15 yrs of Cena it's not something you're used to seeing





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posted on 7-25-2016 at 03:23 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
CM Crunk: Image Poster pf the Year

Jean CEE-naa: Over-rotation of the Year

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posted on 7-25-2016 at 03:24 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
They went with the literal worst option for the finish to that match.
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posted on 7-25-2016 at 03:26 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
We now go the quality grammar and endless density part of the program.

"In My Veins"? Shouldn't that be Lesnar's line?

[Edited on 7/25/2016 by Paddlefoot]





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 7-25-2016 at 03:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I think we're gonna get one of those 11:30 finishes.





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posted on 7-25-2016 at 03:28 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I, for one, am anxiously awaiting this interview. I'm eager to hear what Randy ha-- RKOOUTTANOWHERE!!!!!!!

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Finally, goddamnit! WEL-COME BACK! WEL-COME BACK! WEL-COME BACK!

Guess who's back, back again
Go get Dom, it's Cunt Dunkleman.*



#DicksOutForDomsShreddedBooty-O


*Fuckin' work with me, it's close enough.





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posted on 7-25-2016 at 03:42 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Am I the only one not excited for the triple threat? I know I should be, but something about the suspension, the draft, and the build have me feeling lackluster for something that should be awesome.





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You know, that's probably the most comfortable I've ever seen Orton on the mic' in his whole career.

Viper Ville feels like a t-shirt about to happen.

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Im the wame Town....its like it really doesn't matter who wins
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I sure hope Orton had permission for that Enhancement statement.....because well I know WWE is scripted...but Heyman can destroy you with a mic...and I got to think Orton would have enough skeletons in his closet to give Heyman hours of material.
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