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posted on 8-12-2017 at 04:22 AM
Good enough. Was hoping for something along the lines of "my tights make me look like a salami hanging from the ceiling of a deli" but that's
kind of hard to make up a rhyme to.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
The Immortal One
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posted on 8-14-2017 at 05:14 PM
Sorry 'bout yer damned luck and SS match, Shinsky.
When we as a
people can genuinely support each other amazing is possible. I was able to watch The Maharaja do his thing in Vancouver and now I'm excited to
announce @wwe Champ @jindermahal will be taking time away from his busy schedule to accompany the Team for my debut fight in his home province of
Alberta. Shout out to the boss @danawhite for hooking up the VIP treatment #indian #onebillionstrong #punjabi #pride #support #loyal #humble
#respect #wwe #ufc
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posted on 9-29-2017 at 11:39 PM
This has barely-anything to do with wrestling, but since Janerd loves us NorthOfTheBorderites (not to be confused with FloridaSodomites), I figure he
can pretend these guys are Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn at every single meal they share.
DKBroiler
SpeciASSl CUMedian
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posted on 10-6-2017 at 04:23 PM
quote:Originally posted by Count Zero
This has barely-anything to do with wrestling, but since Janerd loves us NorthOfTheBorderites (not to be confused with FloridaSodomites), I figure he
can pretend these guys are Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn at every single meal they share.
I need a Philly version of this ASAP.
�Let me pay.�
�Hey, go fuck yourself buddy. You paid last time.�
�I know your mother is a slut, but I�m paying.�
�Remember that time I fucked your sister in high school? It�s on me.�
�Yo, last Saturday, c�mon. Those lap dances weren�t free and neither were the shots of fireball.�
�Fine, you can pay. I still fucked your sister.�
Braun Strowman guy.
Count Zero
The Rowdy One
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posted on 10-6-2017 at 06:59 PM
Golly. Philly really DOES sound like a magical place!
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
DKBroiler
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posted on 10-6-2017 at 08:27 PM
quote:Originally posted by Count Zero
Golly. Philly really DOES sound like a magical place!
Always Sunny in Philadelphia is closer to real life than you�d imagine.
Braun Strowman guy.
Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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posted on 10-16-2017 at 04:44 AM
Man, watch enough Scott Steiner promos and interviews and it's almost enough to make someone eat a gun. Hilarious enough but so thoroughly
anti-human.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Philly really DOES sound like a magical place!
