williamssl
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2017 bOOardies memory jogger thread
Or should it be mammary jogger?
The 12/26 RAM thread for ALL the awards
Don't Mess With Texas
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Thom
The Immortal One 
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janerd, with an early PotY (which I don't expect to really last, but I found it pretty damned funny) in the
NFL 2016 thread.
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Originally posted by janerd75
quote:
Originally posted by the goon
Before merc blows a complete gasket, I'm not a Giants fan either. I just think it would be funny if Eli Manning was a three-time Super Bowl
champion.
I am going to FTFY. Behold...
To ensure (because that's what he uses as a cocktail mixer now) merc blows a gasket I'm not a Giants fan either, but I just think it would
be funny if Eli Manning was a three-time Super Bowl champion based solely on wins over the Patriots.
#lacesout4merc
#GLENNSURVIVESLOL - Cherokee Jack, from TWD Season 6 thread
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merc
Man of a Thousand Holds
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I'm not changing my tagline, but if I did it would be:
"merc, fascinating Roberto since 2017"
Yep, read it and weep:
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Originally posted by royberto
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Originally posted by merc
Cam, banning someone is sooo last decade. The OOUniverse is desperate for resident s so law and order have gone to hell.
This is very
fascinating. They take personal shots at me. Then when I respond and call out their trolling, they whine about wanting me banned. It seems they can
dish it out, but they can't take it.
[Edited on 1-4-2017 by royberto]
Gotta be worth a medal
[Edited on 1-4-2017 by merc]
"I wish sarcasm was available as a font." John Stuart Mill
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janerd75
The Great One 
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Four days in and it's already a madhOOuse. I don't even know who gets what award for any of this. 
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31652&page;=2
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Originally posted by coxito
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Originally posted by Thom
If no ban, then how about a custom status of "Cunt"? Or would the custom status be too "cool" for him?
It's really not that hard. All I had to do was quote the 1st post in a thread as the 2nd poster. Just cacth a mod on the rag and you're
set.
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Originally posted by gambit3
Dixie out at TNA
https://mobile.twitter.com/smFISHMAN/status/816806545728147456
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Originally posted by Matte
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Originally posted by coxito
It's really not that hard. All I had to do was quote the 1st post in a thread as the 2nd poster. Just cacth a mod on the rag and you're
set.
Will somebody please ban this fucking guy?
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Originally posted by williamssl
Gambit3 for av of the year
No, really, this is his perma-av
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Originally posted by merc
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Originally posted by williamssl
Gambit3 for av of the year
Put it in fucking reminder thread.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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merc
Man of a Thousand Holds
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This is thread of the decade. Flash is the early runner for MATTE of the year. Dude is putting in serious wrestling work. I appreciate him/it.
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31531
ETA: not one drop of sarcasm.
[Edited on 1-6-2017 by merc]
"I wish sarcasm was available as a font." John Stuart Mill
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Thom
The Immortal One
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Quentil, with an early Avatar of the Year candidate.
#GLENNSURVIVESLOL - Cherokee Jack, from TWD Season 6 thread
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janerd75
The Great One
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http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31663
I lol'd you brat.  
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Originally posted by Matte
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Originally posted by janerd75
And five minutes from my house, no less. I was just in the airport Wednesday night
Ah, shit. The guy was a mere two days late...
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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janerd75
The Great One
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Just because you sonsabitches are leading in January doesn't mean you'll be the Champ in December.
CCharger already leading with a candidate for Av of the Year:
TATER TOT LIVES!!!!
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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POTY from Punker
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31675&page;=2
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Originally posted by punkerhardcore
Charlotte is so, so, so fucking terrible, that I wish someone could time travel, bring Chris Benoit into the present, and set those two up.
Don't Mess With Texas
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merc
Man of a Thousand Holds
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quote:
Originally posted by OOMike
3) What the DNC does with primary elections has nothing to do with democracy, they are private organizations that have their own rules.
[Edited on 1-23-2017 by OOMike]
Full content is here:
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31630&page;=2#pid529106
I'm going for three nominations off of this one outstanding post.
1. Funniest Post of the Year
2. Truest post of the Year
3. Post of the Year
Hopefully I will remember to lobby hard at the time cuz along with the DNC Tex's nomination process has nothing to do with democracy. Maybe
I'll slide him a sawbuck or two.
"I wish sarcasm was available as a font." John Stuart Mill
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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I am happy to hand over the bOOardies to someone else. Probably could use a reinvigoration.
until them, if I want to have fun with one category (which happens to be the one that no one in their right mind should want to win.....which explains
why some folks wanted to win it) after 9 years of running these fuckers, I think it's a reasonable thing to do.
No one needs to remind me of things that make fun of the left. I like them, and they are so rare that they stand out in my memory. In fact...I
see lots of awards in the future for this one. Including avatar.
Don't Mess With Texas
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janerd75
The Great One
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CChargy bringin' the pain before the bodies are even cold. Glly!
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31888
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Originally posted by CCharger
Imagine that? I thought Roger Goodell was the only person in the NFL who could suspend people...
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31885
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Originally posted by CCharger
Will Vince stop at NOTHING to get Roman over as a babyface?
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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janerd75
The Great One
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http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31652&page;=39#pid533337
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Originally posted by Paddlefoot
glpmph
[Edited on 4/23/2017 by Paddlefoot]
Profound? Insightful? Thought provoking? Anti-Semitic? Whatever you may think you're bringing to the table, you need to spend more time in the
kitchen perfecting your recipes because you're no match for Alberta truckstop lot lizard rough trade finery and commentary such as the example
provided by THE Canadienne delegation sampled above.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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A: glpmph
Q: What was the sound Paige was making when.......
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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CCharger
The Great One
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Quentil offering up prayers on behalf of all of us:
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Originally posted by Quentil
God, I want to fuck Emma.
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31920&page;=1
"She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted."
"The powers of the president to protect our country are very substantial and will not be questioned."
--- Stephen Miller, Trump senior White House advisor, Feb. 12, 2017
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janerd75
The Great One
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PotY candidate right yonder.
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Originally posted by Count Zero
I'm sad that I didn't come up with this on my own, but we've got stand back and appreciate what the WWE has done.
They took a jobber, and gave him the title over one of their hand-picked & favorite guys. It's a real jinderella story.  
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32005&page;=3
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
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Count Zero
The Rowdy One 
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http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32009&page;=1#pid534877
This post wins an internetty all by itself.
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Originally posted by CCharger
Meltzer is reporting that the Mae Young Classic was named because Stephanie McMahon was especially close to her. It is reported that Mae Young was the
one who taught Steph how to handle double penetration.
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CCharger
The Great One
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quote:
Originally posted by GodEatGod
quote:
Originally posted by royberto
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Originally posted by salmonjunkie
It's the 7th thread on the page, and the first unpinned thread. There are usually 2-3 new threads that get started a week (which I know
isn't that often, but it's not almost never), it's just that the first 6 threads are all the pinned ones.
I almost never go
past the pinned threads because that is all I need to read. All the relevant news is there. No real reason for me to go past those.
The rest of us would appreciate it if you'd start skipping the pinned ones, too.
POTY candidate. BRB laughing forever....
[Edited on 5-24-2017 by CCharger]
"She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted."
"The powers of the president to protect our country are very substantial and will not be questioned."
--- Stephen Miller, Trump senior White House advisor, Feb. 12, 2017
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janerd75
The Great One
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I L'd. Maybe not OL, but I like the more subtle humour that creeps up on you.
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31926&page;=10
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Originally posted by GodEatGod
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Originally posted by Slick
Any truth that X-Pac rattled off a series of crotch chops as he left the police station?
If he did, it would apparently put off the scent of fresh biscuits!
Then there's this savagery that followed immediately thereafter.
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Originally posted by punkerhardcore
I'd probably be less embarrassed about meth.
Nice that Chyna has a left a legacy that's living on, though.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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janerd75
The Great One
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http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32042
Can two peopleses co-bOOardie Award a POTY? Lot's of quality thinkifyin' goin' on here. Bueno, gents.
quote:
Originally posted by denverpunk
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Originally posted by Chris Is Good517
I think the article really underplayed how much this is affected by being a study of Nielsen ratings in a world that overwhelmingly now consumes its
TV media in other ways than watching live television. Why invest three hours on Monday nights when you can watch a condensed 90 minute version on Hulu
the next day, or store it up on the DVR and plow through it in less than two hours over the weekend? Nothing is happening in WWE right now that makes
it appointment television anymore. You can blame a PG product, you can blame Roman Reigns, you can blame millenials for not being couch potatoes, but
none of those are the factors behind the two biggest problems WWE has: oversaturation and boring, uninspired writing. The writers don't have
enough ideas to fill 90 minutes of Raw right now, but they have to stretch it out into three hours anyway, and then ask us to come back for two more
hours for Smackdown on Tuesday nights? It's too much even if the product felt fresh and objectively good; when everything feels this rudderless
and stale its ridiculous. NXT and 205 Live are much more palatable because they can be consumed in hour long bites, and even there 205 Live feels like
the same show every week and the first few weeks building to the next Takeover are usually a slog in NXT. I don't know what the right fix is,
but blaming people for not watching TV live anymore is definitely not it.
Quoted for absolute truth. It's up to WWE to make the show entertaining again, and if interest in the product is at an all-time low, then they
need to start asking themselves some really tough questions like:
1. Our next chosen one is not accepted by the fans, so why do we keep shoving him down everyone's throat in a way that pisses them off?
2. Why does it take so long for us to get on board with talent that the fans like, but doesn't fit our long-term plan? Why do we adapt so
slowly?
3. We have the best women's roster we've ever had, so how do we show off their strengths and minimize their weaknesses?
4. See #3, but substitute men for women.
5. If our Universal Champion only wants to wrestle six times a year, then how do we keep the title relevant when he's gone?
6. Our talent is booked like stock characters rather than actual people with human motivations. Why?
7. We're stuck in an evil authority figure rut. How do we get out?
I'd start with that, adding that the ratings heydays of the past are almost certainly gone forever and a new rubric for success may need to be
created.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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CCharger
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Fuck that. Only poop gifs and dick jokes should get nominations this year.
"She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted."
"The powers of the president to protect our country are very substantial and will not be questioned."
--- Stephen Miller, Trump senior White House advisor, Feb. 12, 2017
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janerd75
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quote:
Originally posted by CCharger
Fuck that. Only poop gifs and dick jokes should get nominations this year.
As you wish. Please note this is Chargy's suggestion. He drew first blood, not me. Otherwise, ALLLLL ABOARD!!!
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=32044&page;=1#pid535423
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
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janerd75
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Chargy with some high-end PotY sexogeny! Bueno!
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31926&page;=15
quote:
Originally posted by CCharger
quote:
Originally posted by anglefan85
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Originally posted by Paddlefoot
* Mauro Ranallo and Mike Goldberg both signed on as announcers for a series of MMA events that Bellator will be running on multiple streams, including
on Spike TV; in showing how significant pro wrestling is to them they didn't even bother to mention Mauro's time with WWE in the part of
the press release that summarized his announcing career
* Paige had some X-rays done on her neck today and indicated she'd be ready to return to the ring soon; in related news the broadcast team at
USA is getting extra training on the seven-second delay in order to bleep out the cumslut-centric fan comments that will be shouted at her when she
returns; don't let her near your belt, Alexa, you don't know where she's been!
Hopefully Paige doesn't get lost in the shuffle upon returning
This is my concern as well.
Can she penetrate the division or will the train just keep running without her? Regardless, she's just got to keep coming and coming.
She's already shown that she is capable of blowing the whole thing. But the WWE is one of the best jobs in the word. Does she really want to
blow that job? Even if she doesn't blow it, will HHH or Vince try to fuck her over?
On the other hand, all you need to do is watch video of Paige to know that she will bend over backward to please the viewers. She's a pro.
Unlike Shawn Michaels, she will lay down for anybody. In the end, once you strip it all bare, it's clear that all the balls are in Paige's
court.
You're saying she's a jizz-burper. Lol, I get it. Totes faved n' saved, brah!
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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