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Poll: So Who Gets Fired First After Wrestlemania? NOW WITH 400% MORE FIIIIIIRING! Firing...SAMOA! Boobies. And Sim Snuka.
Charlie Haas 6 (0%) -»
Goldust 8 (0%) -»
Jamie Noble 6 (0%) -»
Regal 0 (0%) -»
Cryme Time 2 (0%) -»
Hurricane Helms 3 (0%) -»
Jess and Festus 9 (0%) -»
Jimmy Yang 11 (0%) -»
The Burchills 4 (0%) -»
Khali 1 (0%) -»
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Author: Subject: So Who Gets Fired First After Wrestlemania? NOW WITH 400% MORE FIIIIIIRING! Firing...SAMOA! Boobies. And Sim Snuka.
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posted on 4-5-2009 at 10:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So Who Gets Fired First After Wrestlemania? NOW WITH 400% MORE FIIIIIIRING! Firing...SAMOA! Boobies. And Sim Snuka.

It's happening. It's inevitable. Most of the guys on this list WILL be out of a job sometime next week. My question is who goes first? Since I don't know who's being used and who's not, I just looked at the Raw Roster Page and went with the most obvious choices to get fired, and also picked a few less obvious (to me, anyways).


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posted on 4-5-2009 at 10:56 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm surprised that Goldust hasn't been fired and rehired two more times already, so I think he'll be the next to go. Can't wait for his July return though.
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posted on 4-7-2009 at 04:31 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I'm surprised that Goldust hasn't been fired and rehired two more times already, so I think he'll be the next to go. Can't wait for his July return though.


if you saw the lumberjack tag team match tonight, he was one of the lumberjacks on the floor...





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posted on 4-7-2009 at 04:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Did Hawkins and Ryder get fired yet? I can't remember but I swear I thought I saw one of them during the lumberjack match.





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posted on 4-7-2009 at 04:43 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Did Hawkins and Ryder get fired yet? I can't remember but I swear I thought I saw one of them during the lumberjack match.


no they are still around..and yes, you're right, they were at the lumberjack match as well.





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posted on 4-7-2009 at 04:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Jesus, if ever a poll needed an "All of the Above" option.

That is one depressing roster.





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posted on 4-7-2009 at 05:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Did Hawkins and Ryder get fired yet? I can't remember but I swear I thought I saw one of them during the lumberjack match.


Yea, I was shocked to see them both too...I figured that they had been released months ago.

I'm trying to figure out why Goldust still has a job...or why he got his job back in the first place.






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posted on 4-7-2009 at 09:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
As she's cursed by inconvenient injuries and her contract is ending soon anyway I'll go with Candice Michelle. If he hasn't already been let go and they just haven't bothered to delete his SD profile page, I'll also go with Harry Smith, who seems to have essentially disappeared off the face of the earth.
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posted on 4-7-2009 at 09:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm actually leaning towards Haas going first, the reason being that him and Bradshaw have just gone into business operating a supplement website with Haas's wife, Torrie Wilson, and Brock Lesnar all involved.





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posted on 4-7-2009 at 11:01 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Jillian Hall and Katie Burchill on the diva side.

Hacksaw and Snuka jr. for the men.

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posted on 4-8-2009 at 03:58 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Well, I'd guess the Bellas are gone considering how they've been yanked from the Colon/M&M; angle with no explanation.
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posted on 4-10-2009 at 04:19 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Jesus, if ever a poll needed an "All of the Above" option.

That is one depressing roster.


Bullshit. Regal is one of the best characters ever. Noble is a just awesome and mis/not used. Yang is decent enough at times. And Goldust is always good for a laugh.

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posted on 4-10-2009 at 04:40 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The Burchills are talented and have never been given anything resembling have a chance. Helms has ability even if he's never managed to find the character to fit it, but at worst he's one of those crowd pleasers. And Festus showed SOMETHING in that match with Taker awhile back.

There's talent on that list but definitely a lot of "WWE has nothing for them."

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posted on 4-10-2009 at 04:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Word. With the sole exception of Khali, there's nobody on that list that I think is just a complete and utter waste of payroll. I even dare say that for as much as I hate Cryme Tyme I could dig them with a different gimmick.





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posted on 4-10-2009 at 12:05 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I vote Haas. They have already given him the comedy gimmick ting and that died out... its too late to point out to the WWE that he is very talented.

Unless they hire his wife after her Wrestlemania showing... she is still very hot at least.

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posted on 4-10-2009 at 02:33 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Miss Jackie looks great with darker hair. Not that she was unattractive as a blonde, but wow. I was disappointed that Molly was blonde again. Still nice to see her though.





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posted on 4-15-2009 at 08:49 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
With the draft (hopefully) over, looks like Jimmy Yang didn't move and Jesse and Festus have been split up. So yeah: you guys look to be pretty spot on.





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posted on 4-18-2009 at 07:17 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Voted for Jesse and Festus but I really just mean Jesse.

And I just voted today, a few days after the sup draft, so disregard my vote if need be.

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posted on 4-22-2009 at 07:38 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Okay, a bit of a gripe here, but it's now the week after the draft, WWE seems to have already determined who they're going to use and who they aren't, and still, no one has been fired yet. I know Tazz and JBL just quietly left/retired, but still, they need to hurry up and fire some people, or else this poll will have been for nothing. I've already visited WWE.com way more per day than I ever want to (once per), and would just appreciate if they got started like now.





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posted on 4-22-2009 at 11:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I don't think they'll start firing people until the final numbers for WM XXV come in. Depending if it came up short over the last two years [which I'm sure it will in these economic times] Then we'll see cutbacks on a bigger scale.
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posted on 5-28-2009 at 12:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Okay, I only revive this because it's, like, 2 months after WM, but seriously, FIRE SOMEONE ALREADY! This has to be the longest they've gone without firing anyone.





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posted on 5-28-2009 at 01:19 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I know really. I thought there'd be major cuts for economic reasons or something. Maybe no one is getting released because everyone on each roster is totally valuable and awesome. I mean RAW, ECW, and SD have been #1 for 90000000 weeks in a row, so they must be doing something right!

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posted on 5-28-2009 at 09:58 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'll accept the mantle of mega-asshole by saying I hope the whole roster and everyone in the Stamford offices gets fired. That's how much I hate WWE right now for what they did with this week's RAW.
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posted on 5-29-2009 at 12:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm kind of surprised so many people on here hated RAW this week so completely. Frankly, I don't even think it was the worst RAW this month.

Back on topic, I would like to change my vote for first one to get fired to be whichever one of Hawkins/Ryder is not the "woo woo woo" guy.





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Well, I wasn't expecting it to be this guy. That's so fucking weird after him coming back in such a prominent role on Monday.
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