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quote:Originally posted by janerd75
But...but...something...something...obtuse.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
merc
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posted on 3-16-2016 at 03:23 AM
It's early, but looks like Roberto has a grip on breakthrough or newbie poster. When almost all of OO aligns against a new guy, the new guy
won.
"I wish sarcasm was available as a font." John Stuart Mill
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posted on 3-16-2016 at 03:35 AM
quote:Originally posted by merc
It's early, but looks like Roberto has a grip on breakthrough or newbie poster. When almost all of OO aligns against a new guy, the new guy
won.
Can't we just give him the "Golden Sharpie" award and call it a year?
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posted on 3-16-2016 at 08:12 AM
Doing the deed for Mr Paddlefoot. I expect to be paid in liquor, or sadness. He gots lotsa both since the Saturday Night Thread died a horrible &
lonely death.
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quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
quote:Originally posted by Flash
So if Vince were to keel over tomorrow and the WWE went all Game of Thrones for VKM's Iron Throne; Dunn is a guy who could be one of the more
interesting characters playing behind the scenes as yeah he'd probably lose some of his backstage clout by virtue of having his lips removed
from Vince's rotting corpse (er... well, unless the two have some sort of weird death pact)
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
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posted on 3-16-2016 at 08:14 AM
quote:Originally posted by merc
It's early, but looks like Ro[y]berto has a grip on breakthrough or newbie poster. When almost all of OO aligns against a new guy, the new guy
won.
So it's like Time Mag's 'Person of the Year', in that the impact doesn't necessarily have to be GOOD, just
impactful?
"It's a WWE tradition, to do something un-right." --Paddlefoot
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posted on 3-16-2016 at 01:30 PM
quote:Originally posted by Matte
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Anyone who knows how to transfer this in it's entirety over to another thread should get this one in the Memory Jogger thread as a POTY
candidate ASAP. Well done!
You registered eight years ago and you don't know how to copy a quote? You even quoted the post! Just take it and put it into the other thread!
We can find a catagory for this.
[Edited on 3-16-2016 by merc]
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posted on 3-16-2016 at 07:43 PM
Cripes Jebus at least copy pasta the gatdanged Burns/Smithers Double Pic Post Extravaganza thread source too, dingleberries. FFS, doesn't anyone
know how to properly tear shit up around here no more?
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quote:Originally posted by williamssl
This is one of those spambot posts, right?
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quote:Originally posted by Count Zero
I'd like to see this tonight on RAW. It would sure put some sizzle on the Bucky&Vince; (the Assholey Alliance?) vs StepHHH
match..
Personally, I prefer "Beaverlution"... and you know what THAT means....
It's time for sing along with CM Crunk!
Beaverlution is a mystery
Full of job security
Wants to make a fool of NXT
Like the taste of Vince's balls, just go easy on the teeth
Without him I got no place to be.
I feed the lies to McMahon
I've got grapefruit... juice on tap!
Thank God my Dad saved those tapes!
Beaverlution!
Beaverlution!
Seeing the business change
Nothing ever stays the same
But you know I'll just blame The Game
That big nosed freak and Stephanie
Who'd probably like to see me leave
Smart ass marks, Kevin Steen
I see the line in the sand
Can't seem to direct, I'm a sham!
Fighting back the urge to build a dam!
Beaverlution!
Beaverlution!
[Edited on 3/22/2016 by CM Crunk]
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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posted on 3-22-2016 at 04:21 PM
I have no idea how this fits, but whoever came up with "SQEEEBOOO" for the sound of the crowd reaction to Roman Reigns deserves some recognition.
Absolutely perfect.
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posted on 3-22-2016 at 04:43 PM
It needs to be turned into an animated GIF, or someone needs to register as a poster under that name and just post "SQEEEBOOO" as their reply to
anything. Trust me it will never get old*
* It will get old, fast.
Don't Mess With Texas
Paddlefoot
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posted on 3-29-2016 at 03:24 AM
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
What's the old idiom, "a picture is worth a thousand words"?
POTY candidate here.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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posted on 3-30-2016 at 07:11 AM
I'd like to imagine that janerd wiped his face in a towel while jogging ala Forrest Gump and somehow it became this:
CM Crunk
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posted on 4-3-2016 at 11:30 AM
Not sure if they're POTY worthy but they're wortyh of remembering to keep our bloodlust in check to varying degrees...
quote:Originally posted by Dyn-O-Mite
quote:Originally posted by punkerhardcore
I mean... yeah, safety is a big issue today and all, but that was some pussy nonsense last night. It was a cut on his eye. Check on it once if
you're that worried about him-- I guess-- but after that just let it be, for fuck's sake. They ended up looking like some overprotective
mother running out there to check on her son's boo boo.
I realize no one here is likely an MD or a hemotologist (my apologies to anyone who is), but honestly you all, have you really not watched enough NFL
football to realize that an athlete is not a fantastic first-person barometer for gauging how presently injured he is? Or, for that matter,
doesn't understand anatomy/biology/cuts near one's eye to know that you don't fuck around with one that won't close? They did
check him once, and it kept bleeding. You know what you do then, when you're responsible and you care about your fighter's well-being?
You keep checking it and get it closed. Which they eventually did.
I mean, I guess it's cool to call it a boo boo, but Joe didn't pull a razor to his hairline, he got a deep, nasty cut around his eye that
wouldn't close, and as a much as our 9.99 is incredibly valuable to us and we love our entertainment uninterrupted, probably ok that they were
extra cautious -- so our 9.99 in August would be just as valuable, or you know, to look out for Joe's right eye and vision. Samoa Joe is a
character, so he rolled his eyes and acted annoyed. Joe Seanoa is eternally grateful they were overly cautious.
And....
quote:Originally posted by Sam Is Neat
I AM a doctor and I say, screw it, let Joe bleed. Matter of fact, they should have cut the other eye for symmetry's sake.
That last one is deserving of an honrary doctorate in thuganomics at the very least.
[Edited on 4/3/2016 by CM Crunk]
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Looks like Janerd Is finally running away with one.
Cause of death? Dick cancer.
👆👆 I laughed out loud, then immediately admonished myself. 😞
"I wish sarcasm was available as a font." John Stuart Mill
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posted on 4-11-2016 at 03:21 PM
I love janerd's new avatar.
#GLENNSURVIVESLOL - Cherokee Jack, from TWD Season 6 thread
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posted on 4-15-2016 at 01:14 AM
To be sure there's more than one nomination for Bullshittiest Post of the Year:
quote:Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Could be Bayley if Ass-ka* beats her at the NXT event on Saturday night.
* in terms of proper pronunciation there is no silent 'u' here, it's Asuka you Creative dum-dums, not Ass-ka; A-soo-ka, five letters
only, so simple even someone who's wrongly been taught over their entire life and by your abysmal education system to speak in (ugh) American
instead of in proper English should be able to say it properly
Just because he was so assured and confident in his correctness but was actually wrong. No hate.
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posted on 4-15-2016 at 02:28 AM
And you're the guys that flip out, from the country where ebonics is taken seriously, when a 'u' is added in the proper way of the
Queen's english to "favourite", "labour", or "colour". And it's pronounced Fav-ray, dumbwads, not Far-vvv. Say it like it's
spelled, illiterates!
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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posted on 5-10-2016 at 12:05 AM
Avatar-
janerd for this one:
..because fuck SJW's and this is perfect.
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posted on 5-11-2016 at 12:08 AM
quote:Originally posted by williamssl
Avatar-
janerd for this one:
..because fuck SJW's and this is perfect.
What does this avatar have to do with SJW's?
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It would sure put some sizzle on the Bucky&Vince; (the Assholey Alliance?) vs StepHHH
match.. 
