williamssl
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2016 bOOardies: memory jogger thread
Starting another annual edition so no one bothers to use it and we forget shit a year from now.
Don't Mess With Texas
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janerd75
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Since I don't get to be Jackass of the Year  , perhaps 2016 will be Year of the Zinger. Less gifs, more riffs. You're welcome and
I'm sorry. 
http://oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=30771&page;=33
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Originally posted by janerd75
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Originally posted by Dominator
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Originally posted by Paddlefoot
* Nikki Bella is looking at needing surgery for a bulged disc problem. The physical therapy isn't correcting it. If she returns she will have to
stop using the Rack Attack as her finisher because repeatedly doing that move in the ring over the last several years is what caused the injury in the
first place.
Did Lex Luger ever have similar surgery?
Yes, but that was back when Luger performed a similar move called the Crack Attack and used it as a finisher on Miss Elizabeth.
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OOMike
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Potential new categories:
Over pushed wrestler
Under utilized wrestler
Those might be too WWE-centric, so
Missed wrestler of the year? (due to underexposure outside of WWE or injury)
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Matte
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Bullshittiest Post of the Year! Like that time CCharger called everyone obtuse and said there's no way Reigns leaves Mania without the title,
you collage of idiotic fuckheads. I'm paraphrasing.
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bigfatgoalie
The Man
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quote:
Originally posted by Matte
Bullshittiest Post of the Year! Like that time CCharger called everyone obtuse and said there's no way Reigns leaves Mania without the title,
you collage of idiotic fuckheads. I'm paraphrasing.
^^^^
I'd say the above is post of the year material, but we don't do that anymore. I blame myself.
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Columbo
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quote:
Originally posted by Columbo
I'm going to paste all of my posts this year into the memory jogger thread for post of the year. That should give everyone like 5 or 6
choices...
Nevermind too much effort.
"The North Cafeteria, named after Admiral William North, is located in the western portion of East Hall, gateway to the western half of North Hall,
which is named, not after William North, but for its position above the South Wall. It is the most contested and confusing battlefield on Greendale�s
campus, next to the English Memorial Spanish Center, named after English Memorial, a Portuguese sailor that discovered Greendale while looking for a
fountain that cured syphilis."
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CCharger
The Great One 
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quote:
Originally posted by Matte
Bullshittiest Post of the Year! Like that time CCharger called everyone obtuse and said there's no way Reigns leaves Mania without the title,
you collage of idiotic fuckheads. I'm paraphrasing.
That was last year. Missed the deadline, bitches!!!
"She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted."
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bigfatgoalie
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quote:
Originally posted by Matte
Bullshittiest Post of the Year!
So stuff like this?
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CM Crunk
Man of a Thousand Holds
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In the spirit of livening things up with some new categories...
The Nostradamus Award for Prediction Of The Year (or The Gary Spivey Award For Perfectly Cromulent Prediculating): Self explanatory, but this
ones for anyone who nails a long shot prediction.
The NostraDUMBASS Award (or The Red Foreman in a Carnac The Magnificent Turban Staring A Hole Through You Award): You get the gist.
The Voice Of Reason Award: Hey, why not reward pragmatism?
BrOOhaha of The Year: Kind of a companion to Story/Thread Of The Year but focusing on all of the things that bring out the incredulous nerd
rage in all of us.
The I.W.M.G.U.A.W.C.T. Award: A category for all of the sad stories that make us want to wake up a loved one(log onto OO) and cry (post the gif
of James Van Der Beek crying.)
The Tuesday Morning Booker Award: For great or not so great feats of fantasy booking
Most Drunkest OO Saturday Night Thread (Or The Drunken StOOper Award) Because I like voting for Pad and J. Jonah Janerdson on things.
I'm sure we can all come up with some more, but I also think it'd be fun to pepper in a few "standard" awards for the rest of the
bOOards as a whole...
TV Show of The Year Non-wrestling, obviously, and we could break this down into several subcategories (Netflix, Cable, Comedy, Drama, depends
on how OCD we want to get.) Hell, it probably wouldn't hurt to have one or two for The WWE Network as well.
Movie Of The Year Once again there are plenty of opportunities for subcategories as well.
Album/Musician/Band Of The Year
Console/Game/Developer Of The Year
Edited to add:
Why don't we start up an OO Hall Of Fame while we're at it? Not for posters, obviously, since the whole message board scene is shrinking
like crazy and we'll be inducting spammers inside of 3 years. But what if we figured out how many people a year we could induct based solely on
criteria that we, the last bastion for semi-sane wrestling fans on the internet, decide? I think that would pull in a lot of our population to
participate.
[Edited on 1/14/2016 by CM Crunk]
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Paddlefoot
Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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Avatar of the Year nominee: CM Crunk's "Kevin Kline yelling ASSHOLE!"
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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OOMike
The Great One
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Allow me to make a suggestion that this thread get pinned to the top of the page.
Prejudices are rarely overcome by argument; not being founded in reason they cannot be destroyed by logic � Tryon Edwards
Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.
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S Kid J E T S 48
The Immortal One 
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quote:
Originally posted by CM Crunk
Why don't we start up an OO Hall Of Fame while we're at it? Not for posters, obviously, since the whole message board scene is shrinking
like crazy and we'll be inducting spammers inside of 3 years. But what if we figured out how many people a year we could induct based solely on
criteria that we, the last bastion for semi-sane wrestling fans on the internet, decide? I think that would pull in a lot of our population to
participate.
Love this idea. We come up with the active posters so we can create a pool that we can get a % from for induction, maybe a few different categories so
everyone going in each year isn't from the same era/area of the world, get a maximum we can put in each year, and why not? Might even be an
interesting way to get more people to be active year if at the end of each year they get to be apart of this.
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merc
Man of a Thousand Holds
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quote:
Originally posted by OOMike
Allow me to make a suggestion that this thread get pinned to the top of the page.
Go right ahead sir
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Thom
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Probably not going to win anything, but it did make me laugh, so I'm putting it here for some sort of PotY. Count Zero here:
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=30999&page;=2
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There is a fine line between genius & insanity. On that line, there is a tollbooth. Janners WORKS at that tollbooth.
#GLENNSURVIVESLOL - Cherokee Jack, from TWD Season 6 thread
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OOMike
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For poster of the year I want to put Salmonjunkie (Thai) here because he just spent the last two weeks helping a group in Vietnam promote health and
wellness to small villages across the country.
Definitely a bigger impact than most of us will make on this world this year.
Prejudices are rarely overcome by argument; not being founded in reason they cannot be destroyed by logic � Tryon Edwards
Never let the facts interfere with a good rant.
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salmonjunkie
Best There Is Was or Ever Will Be 
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aw, thanks, but really, poster of the year should just be about who contributes the most to the OOForums.
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janerd75
The Great One
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Punker bringing the heat on Cam Newton in this thread. Dunno what set me
off, but when I got to the "suck shit" part I genuinely lost it. 
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Originally posted by punkerhardcore
I can't stand Cam Newton. Thought he was a huge cheating douche at Auburn, and think he's a huge dick now. So I was very glad to watch
him suck shit and lose last night.
But after seeing him acting like a giant pouting fucking baby in the postgame press conference... I wish I could see him in an infinite loop of losing
Super Bowls. Jesus, what a huge, immature bitch he is.
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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bigfatgoalie
The Man
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http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=30939&page;=16
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Originally posted by punkerhardcore
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Originally posted by bigfatgoalie
Remember tumours prior to the Rumble
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaTO8_KNcuo
Burn of the year? Post of the year? Either way, good stuff.
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OOMike
The Great One
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trying to bring back feud of the year...
http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=30872&page;=2
BBMN and Merc.
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Thom
The Immortal One
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noob, potential funny of the year candidate from http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31019&page;=5
quote:
This problem, just like the Bryan problem, is easily solved by having their doctor tell Ambrose that the next injury he gets is too severe for
them to, in good conscience, clear him to wrestle, let him try to get out of his contract for the next year, and, eventually, just retire after he
refuses to take a non-Roman threatening position with the company.
Granted, you may have to also do this with Seth Rollins, Kevin Owens, AJ Styles, Chris Jericho, Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan, Alberto Del Rio,
Sheamus, Rusev, Big E, Kofi Kingston, Xavier Wood, Neville, Cody Rhodes/Stardust, Kalisto, Sin Cara, Bo Dallas, Heath Slater, Curtis Axel, Adam Rose,
Kane, and everyone in NXT, but eventually Roman would get over. Until Ryback starts getting more "Feed Me More" chants than Roman gets actual
cheers, in which case you'd have to repeat those steps again with Ryback, Brock Lesnar, Big Show, the Dudleys, Shane McMahon, the Undertaker,
Goldust, Los Matadores, Darren Young, Damien Sandow, the recently unsuspended Titus O'Neil, the Ascension, and the Miz. Then Vince will finally
have his dream match for the WWE World Title between Roman Reigns and Braun Stowman, just like he always wanted.
But at least the Hall of Fame class of 2017 will be loaded.
#GLENNSURVIVESLOL - Cherokee Jack, from TWD Season 6 thread
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Count Zero
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quote:
Originally posted by Thom
noob, potential funny of the year candidate from http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31019&page;=5
I heartily second this nomination. 
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CCharger
The Great One
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Suggestions for bOOardie topic:
Wrestling-Related News Story of the YEar
Things like Bryan's retirement, Rollins's injury, Hogan's racism scandal, etc. could all be nominated.
"She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted."
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janerd75
The Great One
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Shit went sideways in the best ways in this Raw thread, so I guess this one goes under Trainwreck of the Year.
http://oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31027&page;=4
Also a possible new bOOardie topic for those that fight the good fight trying to prove a point despite all evidence to the contrary:
Obtuse-iest Poster of The Year
Other new topics could also include:
Magnanimous Poster of the Year for those that could have flamed the living shit out of the likely Obtuse-iest Poster of the Year and had them thrown
in the hole or cast down with the sodomites, and yet chose to offer them a digital beer while they tarred the plate factory roof in the spring of
'49 something something movie reference.
And singing further songs of redemption, I would also offer this bit of insane genius from the very same Raw thread listed above for the inaugural
Getting Raped by the Sisters Post of the Year:
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Originally posted by Flash
To me the WWE story of Roman Reigns is like you meet him at a party, He's the local football team's QB.... the flirting is going well, and
he's a good looking guy... maybe not the best, but you know you're probably going to bang him later.
Then suddenly he's called away for a bit, and you remember that there are other guys you like a bit better... like that bearded fellow who
didn't make the football team, but probably should have.
Then suddenly Roman comes back and he's not even being subtle anymore.... he's got his dick out and just keeps grinding it into you
despite you saying hey, stop... and he's got his old creepy football coach egging him on, dressing him up with some bling, and telling him not
to take no for an answer.
You've just been raped by Roman Reigns in the backseat of some shitty Gremlin... you should probably call someone.
Guh.... that was a poor analogy.... long and short of it; and I know cause I wrote like a huge ass recap/new thread about the history of the shield
and how they all got to where they are... only to accidentally delete it.... But there was a time when despite knowing that Reigns was always the
favoured son, he was on a very good trajectory to the top of the card... The stare down with Wyatt, the 2014 Royal Rumble, the two matches with
Evolution.... and then he got that hernia, and the WWE just stopped even trying to hide their hard on for him. Despite warning sign after warning sign
that they were on a horrible path for a guy they wanted to be the future; one that was bound to lead to increasing levels of fan revolt, they just
kept steering that ship right at the cliffs. What's worse is that they do it without really stopping to realize that they are probably pretty
close to doing worse than Orton'ing him for all of time.
So that's how they do things in Canada.  I think I may just stick with flakka zombies, but if there's any more Northeasterner saturation
down here I...I guess I'll be giving up my sweet, sweet backpussy to Samoa dat dee-yick.
Can't 'member if this is a CM Crunk or CCharger thing and I don't know what this would qualify for but I get the giggleshitz every
time I see it:
"Well, life's a bitch n' then you marry one. Alls you know now is you're goin' into the bar tonight to get just fuckin'
interplanetary." - Wayne (Letterkenny)
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CCharger
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The words are mine, but Crunk made the effort to turn it into a gif. He should get credit.
"She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted."
"The powers of the president to protect our country are very substantial and will not be questioned."
--- Stephen Miller, Trump senior White House advisor, Feb. 12, 2017
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Matte
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quote:
Originally posted by royberto
The "climate change" thing is a con(remember when we were told that the polar ice cdps would completely melt? Well they have actually gotten bigger
the last couple of years.) and Florida's weather isn't any more predictable than it ever has been. And before anyone cites all the
scientists who claim climate change is a thing, I will cite scientists who claim it isn't.
I'm nominating this for Bullshittiest Post of the Year because I really want that to be a new category.
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