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Author: Subject: Rumor Crap 2016, Pt. 2
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posted on 6-20-2016 at 10:51 PM Edit Post
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Throwing J Hardy into that report doesn't let me fully entertain the thought. I don't see WWE ever bringing him back for more than very few appearances and eventual HOF induction.
Totally Fake Rumor That I Just Made Up:

The WWE is interested in opening discussions with Willow The Wisp.

The problem is that all those discussions have to be conducted in emoetry (that's emo-poetry).

[Edited on 6-20-2016 by Count Zero]

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posted on 6-20-2016 at 10:53 PM Edit Post
* Paige arrested last night after MITB due to fight in public with ADR? Shades of the Drew Galloway/Tiffany disaster?

http://www.dailywrestlingnews.com/photos-paige-arrested-after-wwe-money-in-the-bank/

* ADR got examined at the hospital for a possible knee injury at MITB; no word on his condition but he will be backstage at RAW tonight anyway

* Memphis judge ordered Jerry Lawler and his girlfriend not to communicate with each other for the time being as the case against them for their domestic disturbance works it's way to court

* Orton is being advertised for tag-team matches in late August for his official return from shoulder rehab





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 6-20-2016 at 10:55 PM Edit Post
According to a poster Drew Galloway put up on his social media, Mr. Anderson and Billy Gunn are now wrestling in the indies as a team called the New Age Assholes and for some reason that pleases me immensely. (edited to add image).



[Edited on 6-20-2016 by GodEatGod]





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posted on 6-20-2016 at 11:31 PM Edit Post
Thats a tag team thats already a lot cooler than it has any right to be.
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posted on 6-20-2016 at 11:42 PM Edit Post
The Paige thing is very likely a Total Divas angle, per what other sites I cared to actually check (two of them).





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posted on 6-21-2016 at 08:10 PM Edit Post
I imagine this gets its own thread shortly when it goes from rumor to confirmed, but for now:

Roman Reigns wellness violation?

ETA On that note, already did: http://www.oowrestling.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=31186

[Edited on 6-21-2016 by Dyn-O-Mite]

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posted on 6-21-2016 at 08:19 PM Edit Post
With Battleground 5 weeks away, I guess it works for Roman to be done with the 30 days and back for the show, but still seems like the triple threat should be saved for Summerslam.
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posted on 6-22-2016 at 06:31 AM Edit Post
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* Paige arrested last night after MITB due to fight in public with ADR? Shades of the Drew Galloway/Tiffany disaster?


But will her mug shots be as epic as Kaitlins?

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posted on 6-22-2016 at 07:10 AM Edit Post
Maybe someday. Turns out she was just detained and not charged hence no mug shot. The incident is described only as a "woman running around erratically in traffic" so maybe it just was a few hours in the drunk tank only for her until she sobered up.

More details here and it doesn't look like it was some kind of gimmick for Total Divas. Girl might have some issues like getting too wild and not in a good/fun way when she gets drinking.

http://www.dailywrestlingnews.com/video-of-the-paige-incident-in-las-vegas-on-sunday-night/

* speculation is that Nattie will be leaving WWE soon to spent more time with the injured Tyson Kidd and her recent push over the last few weeks is basically her farewell program with the company

[Edited on 6/22/2016 by Paddlefoot]





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 6-22-2016 at 08:14 AM Edit Post
New info suggests that Paige and Alberto were confronted by fans, which started this whole story/non-story.

and I still stand by my sources (mainly my eyes and high definition television) that Paige has a yellowy colored vagina.

What? This IS the rumor thread, is it not?

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posted on 6-22-2016 at 08:56 AM Edit Post
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and I still stand by my sources (mainly my eyes and high definition television) that Paige has a yellowy colored vagina.



That probably comes from her fanny's pH being thrown off by all the loads of Spanish seasoning she eats, perro.





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posted on 6-22-2016 at 01:48 PM Edit Post
Presiden t Rock?





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posted on 6-22-2016 at 03:05 PM Edit Post
Why not? After this current election lowered the bar so much merely not being a lunatic, an imbecile, or a crook should be seen as a positive for any future candidate.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling

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posted on 6-22-2016 at 03:29 PM Edit Post
And imagine the pop in Congress when "IF YA SMELLLLLLL...." hits right before "Hail to the Chief" during the State of the Union.





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posted on 6-22-2016 at 03:35 PM Edit Post
Being able to beat up all the other world leaders can only be seen as a bonus. Rock's intelligent, witty, lives fairly decently, and thoughtful. All of those are advantages to have from the start. If we're going to have celebrities vying for important offices from now on in it'll be good if the ones who try aren't psychos and idiots (i.e. unlike Trump).

ETA:

* Seth Rollins will have a role in Sharknado 4

* word is that CM Punk's UFC debut will be pushed back again from UFC 202 in August to UFC 203 in September

* Balor & Nakamura will be facing Aries & Joe at a WWE main roster show in Orlando this Sunday

[Edited on 6/22/2016 by Paddlefoot]





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 6-22-2016 at 08:05 PM Edit Post
I say this with no sarcasm (but as a non-american, so my opinion carries little weight): The Rock is easily the most likeable celebrity candidate since Ah-nold, and definitely as likeable as Ronald Reagan. The former couldn't run for president, and the latter was for two terms. If Jesse Ventura can get everybody to "get over" his "The Body" persona, I think The Dwayne can climb even greater mountains.
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posted on 6-22-2016 at 08:32 PM Edit Post
The Rock's also managed to go like 20 years in the lime light without any scandals, and bonus.... although shirtless Putin pic's Russia puts out to show up Obama will be put to shame.
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posted on 6-22-2016 at 11:09 PM Edit Post
His past as a Muslim sympathizer with the Nation of Domination would come into play, though. Sadly, I'm only half joking.





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posted on 6-22-2016 at 11:19 PM Edit Post
*Rock paces with frantic energy in front of the foreign dignitaries*

"Now the thing you jabronis need to understand is that The Rock is a very busy President, so you'll have to forgive The Rock for asking, but what is your name?"

"My name is Vladimir Pu-"

"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!"

*Putin is Rock Bottomed*

"Dwayne, you promised you'd stop doing this."

"Know your role and shut your mouth, Vice President Taylor Swift."





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posted on 6-23-2016 at 12:24 AM Edit Post
President Rock appoints a new Press Secretary, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, who decides to move all State of the Union Adresses to Pay Per View.

President Rock's time in office will be remembered for his long running feuds with Speaker of the House, Steve Austin and Chief Justice, Triple H.

[Edited on 6-22-2016 by ThePunisher]





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posted on 6-23-2016 at 04:25 AM Edit Post
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President Rock appoints a new Press Secretary, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, who decides to move all State of the Union Adresses to Pay Per View.

Only on the WWE network, of course...

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posted on 6-23-2016 at 06:16 AM Edit Post
Rumored PPV schedule after the brand split.

WWE SummerSlam � August 21st in Brooklyn, 7pm ET start time, both brands
* WWE Backlash, September 11th in Richmond, 8pm ET start time, SmackDown event, WWE Network exclusive
* WWE Clash of the Champions, September 25th in Indianapolis, 8pm ET start time, RAW event
* WWE No Mercy, October 9th in Sacramento, 8pm ET start time, SmackDown event
* WWE Hell In a Cell, October 30th in Boston, 8pm ET start time, RAW event
* WWE Survivor Series, November 20th in Toronto, 7pm ET start time, both brands
* WWE TLC, December 4th in Dallas, 8pm ET start time, SmackDown event
* WWE Roadblock, December 18th in Pittsburgh, 8pm ET start time, RAW event

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posted on 6-23-2016 at 06:33 AM Edit Post
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* WWE Clash of the Champions, September 25th in Indianapolis, 8pm ET start time, RAW event



I am happy to see the return of the Clash. It was always a fun treat on The Superstation TBS.

With that said, WWE needs to bring back the ramp connected to the ring.
They talk about two brands being distinct from each other. Prove it! Give us a different set for the almighty Clash of the Champions and bring back the ramp.
Where is the ramp?
Show me the ramp!

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posted on 6-23-2016 at 08:23 AM Edit Post
I'm gonna need you to slow down on the ramp...



















...because it's a ramp...and you could fall.

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posted on 6-23-2016 at 03:15 PM Edit Post
I think he needs to ramp it up!
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