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posted on 7-21-2016 at 12:14 AM
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
ONE MAN BRAND BABAY!!!!!
Post of the Year nominee. I legitimately laughed out loud.
"It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don't like something, it is empirically not good. I don't like
Chinese food, but I don't write articles trying to prove it doesn't exist." - Tina Fey
Count Zero
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posted on 7-21-2016 at 01:44 AM
quote:Originally posted by GodEatGod
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
ONE MAN BRAND BABAY!!!!!
Post of the Year nominee. I legitimately laughed out loud.
Totally seconded. In fact, that was such a spot-on Heath Slater imitation that I
think Crunk ought to form the Social OOutcasts? Can Janerd be Bo Dallas?
CM Crunk
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posted on 7-21-2016 at 02:10 AM
quote:Originally posted by Count Zero
quote:Originally posted by GodEatGod
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
ONE MAN BRAND BABAY!!!!!
Post of the Year nominee. I legitimately laughed out loud.
Totally seconded. In fact, that was such a spot-on Heath Slater imitation that I
think Crunk ought to form the Social OOutcasts? Can Janerd be Bo Dallas?
Not a bad ideer there Count. Janerd is a font of quixotic positivity and Gape Vigoda pictures. Is this your roundabout way of campaigning for the Axel
spot?
Speaking of Bo, I won't be happy unless they paired him up with Tamina and Nia Jax to be an SJW themed mini-stable. Just slap a fedora on Bo and
list their tumblr accounts under their names instead of their Twitter handles.
I'm glad that she is able to continue her career and not have it taken away from her. Hopefully she will stay healthy and be able to go out on
her own terms when the time is right.
denverpunk
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posted on 7-21-2016 at 03:25 PM
Word has it that Cesaro's comments after last week's draft was a shoot. He wanted to be on Smackdown with Daniel Bryan, and when drafted
to RAW, he said that he hoped the focus would be on the wrestlers there, and not Stephanie and Mick Foley.
royberto
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posted on 7-21-2016 at 03:26 PM
This is why not telling your talent beforehand that they are being drafted is sometimes a good thing. Nia Jax reacts to being drafted and becomes
emotional:
Just goes to show you there is some reality to this scripted world.
[Edited on 7-21-2016 by royberto]
CCharger
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posted on 7-21-2016 at 10:36 PM
* WWE have signed Rhyno and Curt Hawkins to full time deals to help fill out the roster
* Word is that Daniel Bryans was presented with the opportunity to be the GM of Smackdown opposing Shane and Steph on RAW, but declined because he was
not mentally ready to be around wrestling full time again. Vince approached him again a few weeks later and Bryan agreed and was shoehorned into the
spot.
[Edited on 7-22-2016 by CCharger]
When it Reigns, it bores.
Count Zero
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posted on 7-22-2016 at 12:21 AM
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
Not a bad ideer there Count. Janerd is a font of quixotic positivity and Gape Vigoda pictures. Is this your roundabout way of campaigning for the Axel
spot?
I'm probably not wild enough to be Adam Rose, so I guess I would have to say YIIIIII! YIII! YII!!! YI!!!YIIIII!!! *chopping
hand-motion*
CM Crunk
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posted on 7-22-2016 at 12:30 AM
quote:Originally posted by Count Zero
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
Not a bad ideer there Count. Janerd is a font of quixotic positivity and Gape Vigoda pictures. Is this your roundabout way of campaigning for the Axel
spot?
I'm probably not wild enough to be Adam Rose, so I guess I would have to say YIIIIII! YIII! YII!!! YI!!!YIIIII!!! *chopping
hand-motion*
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posted on 7-22-2016 at 12:34 AM
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
Pads a lock for our Radical Mongoose, right?
In hindsight, I should've realized that was the obvious choice. YIII! YII!!!!
Originally posted by williamssl
"That hasn't stopped us from doing this shit before!"
"Checkmate, sir. Checkmate"
Paddlefoot
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posted on 7-22-2016 at 01:22 AM
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
Speaking of Bo, I won't be happy unless they paired him up with Tamina and Nia Jax to be an SJW themed mini-stable. Just slap a fedora on Bo and
list their tumblr accounts under their names instead of their Twitter handles.
*Nia and Tamina accompany Bo to the ring, stopping in front of the announcer's desk to yell something about JBL's cowboy hat being a
"microaggression".
*Bo rolls up into a small ball like an armadillo in the middle of the ring*
What the hell kind of move from Bo was that, Mauro?
He calls it The Safe Space, John.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Paddlefoot
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posted on 7-22-2016 at 01:24 AM
quote:Originally posted by Count Zero
quote:Originally posted by CM Crunk
Pads a lock for our Radical Mongoose, right?
In hindsight, I should've realized that was the obvious choice. YIII! YII!!!!
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
Flash
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posted on 7-22-2016 at 02:08 AM
quote:Originally posted by CCharger
* Putting Paige and ADR on two different shows was allegedly a deliberate attempt by managment to break them up
Well, either they succeeded in breaking them up, as apparently Paige has deleted just about every quote about, or picture of ADR from her instagram,
or this rumour got it backwards and they broke up and the WWE put them on separate shows to keep the peace.
I feel like I've now sunk to a new low... gossiping about wrestlers love lives
janerd75
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posted on 7-22-2016 at 02:20 AM
quote:Originally posted by Flash
quote:Originally posted by CCharger
* Putting Paige and ADR on two different shows was allegedly a deliberate attempt by managment to break them up
Well, either they succeeded in breaking them up, as apparently Paige has deleted just about every quote about, or picture of ADR from her instagram,
or this rumour got it backwards and they broke up and the WWE put them on separate shows to keep the peace.
I feel like I've now sunk to a new low... gossiping about wrestlers love lives
Old Man Crunk with an early candidate for line of the night re: Nia Jaxx. "Face like Pam Grier, body like Rosey Grier."
Paddlefoot
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posted on 7-22-2016 at 02:50 AM
Add #dicks out for harambe to your avatar.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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posted on 7-22-2016 at 03:35 AM
Holy shit that's really a thing? Dunno, that av is getting pretty wild already without adding gorilla dicks to it though. Maybe squeeze Milo in
there somehow.
The science is settled: Fuck Everybody
Old Man Crunk with an early candidate for line of the night re: Nia Jaxx. "Face like Pam Grier, body like Rosey Grier."
Paddlefoot
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posted on 7-22-2016 at 03:37 AM
Gotta go with Danny on this one.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
janerd75
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Unlike Bark Lobster, Adderal (if that's what it was) doesn't seem like such a big deal. Heavy schedule, lots of travel, whatevs. It
wasn't Bolivian Marching Powder, so at least his heart won't asplode.
#DicksOut4Royberto
The science is settled: Fuck Everybody
Old Man Crunk with an early candidate for line of the night re: Nia Jaxx. "Face like Pam Grier, body like Rosey Grier."
TonyTH
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posted on 7-22-2016 at 11:40 AM
Adderall isn't that hard to chant either. Poor Bastard.
CCharger
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posted on 7-22-2016 at 01:38 PM
* The rumored plan is to have Rollins pin Ambrose for the belt at Battleground and then feud with Reigns, while Ambrose is moved back down to the
upper mid-card.
* Rumors are that the fight between Gotch and Sin Cara was a total ass-kicking with WrestleZone calling it a "one-sided destruction" on the part of
Sin Cara. Reportedly, the two were standing in line at catering when Gotch made some type of remark about Mexicans that Hunico was offended by and
beat Gotch's ass for it. There is more heat on Gotch for the incident as the WWE is trying to get a hold on the anti-Hispanic, anti-immigrant
talk that has been commmon in WWE lockerrooms for years.
* As WWE tries to bolster its roster numbers, some names that have been offered deals are Cedric Alexander, Tozawa, and Tajiri.
[Edited on 7-22-2016 by CCharger]
When it Reigns, it bores.
Slade
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posted on 7-22-2016 at 03:13 PM
quote:Posted by CCharger
* The rumored plan is to have Rollins pin Ambrose for the belt at Battleground and then feud with Rollins, while Ambrose is moved back down to the
upper mid-card.
Rollins vs. Rollins at Summerslam! Sweet!
"Love is making out with someone after you've blown a load on his/her face." - Dan Savage
CCharger
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posted on 7-22-2016 at 03:30 PM
quote:Originally posted by Slade
quote:Posted by CCharger
* The rumored plan is to have Rollins pin Ambrose for the belt at Battleground and then feud with Rollins, while Ambrose is moved back down to the
upper mid-card.
Rollins vs. Rollins at Summerslam! Sweet!
Ha! Edited.
When it Reigns, it bores.
gobbledygooker
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posted on 7-22-2016 at 08:48 PM
If they do indeed go with Rollins-Reigns going forward, between the suspension and, you know, the fact he's been booed out of the building the
past two years, they've GOTTA do the double-turn don't they!?
Don't they...?
Don't.........they?
"Hulk Hogan have the sex with some dumb bitch on the TV. The girl smart if she make the $$ from his bald ass but she also desperate to have sex with
the howdy doody like Hulk Hogan. He worse than Mel Gibson and I think now %10000 he prove he have grasshopper dick and raisin balls." - The Iron
Sheik
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posted on 7-22-2016 at 09:32 PM
Recently reported on the OO forums:
Slade is responsible for all the crappy booking done by Vince in the WWE.
*shrugs* 
