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posted on 7-22-2016 at 11:06 PM
You're welcome!
"Love is making out with someone after you've blown a load on his/her face." - Dan Savage
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Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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posted on 7-22-2016 at 11:06 PM
quote:Originally posted by Flash
quote:Originally posted by CCharger
* Putting Paige and ADR on two different shows was allegedly a deliberate attempt by managment to break them up
Well, either they succeeded in breaking them up, as apparently Paige has deleted just about every quote about, or picture of ADR from her instagram,
or this rumour got it backwards and they broke up and the WWE put them on separate shows to keep the peace.
I feel like I've now sunk to a new low... gossiping about wrestlers love lives
Apparently she put them all back up again and is saying it was some kind of technical error. The whole thing is probably a work for that Total Divas
idiocy that she's unfortunately been downgraded to.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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posted on 7-23-2016 at 06:44 AM
ReiBOOOOOOO! returned today at an event. The crowd didn't eat him alive, if you can take the reaction from a house show to what it will be at
Battleground and then on RAW.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
merc
Man of a Thousand Holds
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posted on 7-23-2016 at 04:58 PM
ETFS. - Edited for stupidity.
[Edited on 7-23-2016 by merc]
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." D.
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Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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posted on 7-24-2016 at 10:08 PM
The dicks are still out, Steph.
[Edited on 7/24/2016 by Paddlefoot]
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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IMPUDENT WRETCH!
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posted on 7-24-2016 at 10:24 PM
A couple sites are reporting bayley as sasha's mystery partner.
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posted on 7-25-2016 at 06:28 PM
* word is that ADR won't be returning after his contract expires in October; Vince allegedly wants to keep him but he's one of the
performers that HHH is apparently trying to low-ball on a contract renewal
Not sure how this affects Paige, if she'll remain with WWE herself or go all "stand by her man" the way AJ Lee did with Punk. I couldn't
see either her or ADR in the respective RAW or SD locker-rooms at the end of the PPV last night, which is kind of a big thing as talent is always
expected to show up backstage at shows even if they're not being used in-ring.
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
merc
Man of a Thousand Holds
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posted on 7-27-2016 at 03:01 AM
Could someone please post the link where an unknown dean Ambrose confronts mick foley at a fan event? I remember it, but YouTube isn't helping
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." D.
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posted on 7-27-2016 at 03:13 AM
quote:Originally posted by merc
Could someone please post the link where an unknown dean Ambrose confronts mick foley at a fan event? I remember it, but YouTube isn't helping
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/_L1THoIpVUo
Fuck Everybody
merc
Man of a Thousand Holds
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posted on 7-27-2016 at 03:23 AM
Thanks!
Beer on me
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CCharger
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posted on 7-27-2016 at 05:25 PM
* Cageside Seats is reporting that Reigns' push as "a top guy" is over "for the time being". I don't even know how to take that.
* Bayley vs. Sasha is set to be a slow boil, long term feud that will culminate in a match between the two at Wrestlemania 33 in Orlando
* WWE and Kurt Angle are in the process of negotiating a deal to bring Angle back. The sticking point appears to be money as new HHH's tactic is
to low ball performers on salary offers.
* Add Melina and Tommy Dreamer to the list of names possibly returning to fill out the roster
When it Reigns, it bores.
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Rocco Rock of Jabroni
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posted on 7-27-2016 at 09:06 PM
* pretty much confirmed that Jinder Mahal and Curt Hawkins have both been re-signed by WWE
* Paige put up a note on her Twitter where she pretty much admitted to "slacking off" and vowing that she's going to get back into shape
physically and mentally, credits ADR with helping her with the positive attitude adjustment
You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know,
that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but
I'm not high. You know what I mean?
- Cassidy from Preacher, commenting on The Big Lebowski and/or professional wrestling
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Man of a Thousand Holds
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posted on 7-28-2016 at 04:10 AM
So we go from Angle just not being healthy enough to pass WWE medicals to money being the only issue?Then again, this is WWE so now that they have to
fill out two whole rosters they might have ''adjusted'' their tests.
Still hoping for that return though. American Alpha and Benjamon falling to the numbers games to the Wyatt Family, all looks bleaks, and
suddenly...
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posted on 7-28-2016 at 08:26 AM
quote:Originally posted by CCharger
* Cageside Seats is reporting that Reigns' push as "a top guy" is over "for the time being". I don't even know how to take that.
Pretty difficult to believe, yet his booking since returning seems to support it. His loss to Balor was both amazing yet almost jarring for the guy
that has kicked out of every finisher on the roster multiple times.
Can't believe I'm going to say this, but I would rather see him stay at the top of the card as a monster heel than remain whatever he is
supposed to be in the upper midcard. For god's sake, just turn him Vince! At this point it would be a waste not to, notwithstanding the lack of
top faces on RAM.
quote:
Originally posted by janerd75
If you want a vision of the WWE's future, imagine an overpushed Samoan stamping on a human face - forever. George Orwell, 2016 (sequel to 1984)
