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posted on 7-3-2009 at 03:16 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Man, if she's been hanging out with Method Man you would've thought she'd get fatter from having the munchies all the time, not the other way around.





Originally posted by punkerhardcore -

"Seriously, Rock Band > Guitar Hero. Guitar Hero is like the cute girl who makes out with you for the first time, which is awesome because it's new and exciting. Then Rock Band comes along and is like the chick who blows you your junior year of high school... and then that first girl just doesn't look quite so fun anymore."

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posted on 7-17-2009 at 09:27 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
And now I'd like to take a break from our regularly scheduled divas to pay tribute to one of my all-timers....Shelly Martinez.

















*sigh* May she be back on my T.V. screen sooner than later.





Originally posted by punkerhardcore -

"Seriously, Rock Band > Guitar Hero. Guitar Hero is like the cute girl who makes out with you for the first time, which is awesome because it's new and exciting. Then Rock Band comes along and is like the chick who blows you your junior year of high school... and then that first girl just doesn't look quite so fun anymore."

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posted on 7-18-2009 at 01:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I like her chest.



And every time I see Eve she gets closer to the top 3. She looks great, for some reason I wasn't sure about her when she signed up, but she seems to be better looking now and she's not doing too badly in the ring.





The "B" is for Bargain!

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Shao Khan
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posted on 8-16-2009 at 08:29 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
To OORick (The You)

quote:
Originally posted by OORick


EDITED (to address Shao Khan, whose question I've rudely ignored so far): Yes, I remember that Molly. I remember all Mollys. They are all pretty awesome. Except MAYBE for the brief period of time while she was still trying to figure out what to do with her newly brunette hair, and had a fem-mullet for a bit. For fellow Molly Fans, I would even suggest you go to the youtube and search for her Miss Madness/Mona matches in WCW. How in the blue fuck did I not notice her back then? Oh, wait: because she only appeared on WCW Saturday Night, and at the end of school and right after were years where I had better things to do on Saturday night.... regardless, once you see Molly wrestling in a skirt roughly the same size as any of Mickie's old ring outfits, you shall join me in cursing WWE for -- for reasons I can't begin to fathom -- not allowing Molly to continue to possess thighs, either in the ring or in countless diva photo shoots.
[Edited on 7-2-2009 by OORick]


Just figured I'd throw these out here for ya:





Also, while I sincerely miss the days of Molly having "it" in all the right places south of the belt line, I could get used to her like this *if* there were more of these shots around.

[Edited on 8-16-2009 by Shao Khan]

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posted on 9-25-2009 at 04:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm not sure how I got to this site, but I thought it belonged here.

http://www.diva-dirt.com/50sexiestdivas2009/





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posted on 9-25-2009 at 11:13 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Nikki Bella must be the Bella with the big booty.

That's not Kristal. That is a pic of Rihanna.

Velvet and Alissa should switch spots.

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posted on 9-25-2009 at 11:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Its Marshall.
http://www.hardbody.com/news/2009/07/22/a-new-marshall-in-vegas/


And just in case you have doubts check out the background.



That's the worst ranking list I've seen since the last random ranking list I saw.

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posted on 9-26-2009 at 01:17 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Ahhhhhhh, Kristal...

Were those shots before she had the baby? Because if those are "after" shots -


No, double






eta: Wait a minute - Alyssa Flash is the highest rank TNA KnockOut? Really? OK, I would never have guessed that one. Not that she's not attractive, because she is - I just would have figured Velvet and Angelina would have been ranked higher.

[Edited on 9/26/09 by Thom]





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posted on 9-26-2009 at 02:17 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Flash is really pretty:



I've looked around and can't find how tall she is. She sure is imposing.

But there's no way Velvet should be lower than 3rd in any universe.

I could stare at her all day.







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posted on 12-30-2009 at 05:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Oh, screw it - time to revive this thread a little...


#3



#2



#1






Stay wet, my friends.

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posted on 1-9-2010 at 08:11 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
#3



#2



#1



[Edited on 1-9-2010 by 2HoT]





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posted on 1-10-2010 at 12:46 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
3-

Layla

2-

Maryse

1-

Alissa Flash

[Edited on 1-10-2010 by Chris Is Good517]





The OOficial 2009 Poster of the Year!

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gobbledygooker







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posted on 1-22-2010 at 02:59 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Could you have a couple of more opposite women in your top two, CiG?

Ah well, variety is the spice of life and all that.





Originally posted by punkerhardcore -

"Seriously, Rock Band > Guitar Hero. Guitar Hero is like the cute girl who makes out with you for the first time, which is awesome because it's new and exciting. Then Rock Band comes along and is like the chick who blows you your junior year of high school... and then that first girl just doesn't look quite so fun anymore."

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posted on 2-24-2010 at 08:41 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
3. Layla



2. Velvet Sky



1. Eve Torres







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