TomS
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I know, and with his appendix near-death thing I bet he's getting all the attention too!
Git.
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denverpunk
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quote:
Originally posted by LuckyLopez
That's right, I forgot that goofy motherfucker too.
Well, your avatar is getting plowed by Austin Aries as we speak. Another goofy motherfucker. He looks like DDP's twin, for fuck's
sake.
But, you know what? I'd be a lot more disturbed if the dipshits of the world like Chris Masters were the ones getting all the girls. It
gives a man hope. Brian Kendrick is engaged/married to a hot wrestler chick (I forget her name). Billy Kidman had Torrie Wilson. Velocity mainstay
Josh Matthews is married to a hot girl. Matt Hardy had Lita and Ashley, and Paul London has Ashley now. Punk has had all sorts of hot tail (yeah, I
think Daffney's hot). It turns out that all you really need to get a hot wrestling babe is to be famous, be somewhat good-looking and have some
money! Score!
The only current couple that seems wrong is the whole Mickie-Kenny thing. I know she likes younger men, but what the fuck is that all about?
[Edited on 1-3-2008 by denverpunk]
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The Riot Act
Hot, Spicy, ICHIBAN!!! 
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| posted on 1-5-2008 at 12:06 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by LuckyLopez
That's right, I forgot that goofy motherfucker too.
Don't forget this goofy motherfucker, who just recently split (I think I read that somewhere) with Christy Hemme:
Yeah, that's right, The TNA Tramp Stamp was boinking Christy.
As for Mickie and Kenny, yes it was odd, but I also recently read that they too have broken up, which leaves the door wide open for her to engage in
wild, uninhibited coitus with another 20-odd year old (aspiring) wrestler. Call me, Mickie.
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LuckyLopez
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But Matt Hardy and CM Punk seem like complete and utter self absorbed douchebags. Its not like its the great guys of wrestling hooking up with the
women. Its the whiny fuckers who will call you "Amy Feces" if you break up with him and post all the events of your weekend on
Facebook.
Its laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
And yes, Kenny by all accounts is a douchebag. Lance Hoyt at least looks like one. And Austin Aries has always struck me as a self righteous ass
like Punk at the very least, and that beard is just Jericho levels of retarded.
[Edited on 1-4-2008 by LuckyLopez]
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denverpunk
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Girls like the assholes. What can you do?
Matt does seem like a whiny little ho, but I'll give him a pass on the Lita thing. She did, after all, fuck one of his (former) best friends
behind his back while still with him. He probably annoyed her to that point, but that's still a shitty thing to do to anyone.
As for Punk, I can see it. He's unique and confident. The fact that he's a smug fuckhead apparently means little to all the girls who
dig him.
But back to my point. It's still a step up for girls to want those guys versus Masters or Orton, but all will be wrong with the world until
they want ME. And to Riot regarding Mickie, get in line brother. 
[Edited on 1-5-2008 by denverpunk]
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Stu
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Mick Foley married a model, and first got her before he was even relatively well known!
Stacy Keibler and Kelly Kelly hooking up with Test though is just mind-boggling.
The TWO TIME bOOardie Award and Signed Bret Hart DVD Winner!
"Well, Jeff�s puddle throws up the Shocker, so I guess some things never change."
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gobbledygooker
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Ok, I just watched Shelley Martinez's TNA debut and I'm revising my list -
1. Melina
2. Shelley Martinez
Nobody else can compare as far as I'm concerned.
Originally posted by punkerhardcore -
"Seriously, Rock Band > Guitar Hero. Guitar Hero is like the cute girl who makes out with you for the first time, which is awesome because it's
new and exciting. Then Rock Band comes along and is like the chick who blows you your junior year of high school... and then that first girl just
doesn't look quite so fun anymore."
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derfsucks
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quote:
Originally posted by gobbledygooker
Ok, I just watched Shelley Martinez's TNA debut and I'm revising my list -
1. Melina
2. Shelley Martinez
I haven't really gone out of my way yet to look for Shelly's debut, simply because I'm afraid that it was the freaky goth wanna-be
vampire image that I liked and not actually her.
As for my top 3?
1) Molly Holly (probably not a legit choice by the rules, but she was indeed on WWE TV within the last six weeks - even if it was only for about 23
seconds or so).
2) Maria.
3) Christy Hemme.
Not to diss Maria, but I'd love this list WAY better if it could include Daffney and Nitro Girl Spice.
Busta Rhymes sucks blood from bitches like Blackula.
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Thom
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| posted on 1-11-2008 at 06:03 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by derfsucks
Not to diss Maria, but I'd love this list WAY better if it could include Daffney and Nitro Girl Spice.
Quoted for Truth!!! Also include Chae An, and oh, yeah........
Mick Foley - the pale white guy.
"The WWE: Where No One Wins, Unless You Like Cena, In Which Case You Are A Sad Little Fanboy Who Will Never Get Laid, But We Are Happy To Take Your
Money Anyway" - Moose, during No Way Out 2008 chat
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murgen
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| posted on 1-11-2008 at 06:34 PM |
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Ahhh...Nitro Girl Spice. She was my favorite back when WCW existed.
My current top 3:
1. Maria
2. Melina
3. Velvet Sky
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ljmckay
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Ah yes....I'm sure you mean Dr. Melissa Bellin in Atlanta?
Yup. She is married (darn) and operates a chiropractic clinic w/her hubby. She also teaches yoga in Atlanta.
Hmmmm.....she also posed in the Sept. 1998 Penthouse w/other Nitro Girls. BFG???
Now...if I could just get these attachments to work.....
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ljmckay
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Oops...found another one....
mmmm...Spice...
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Franchiser5150
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My top three:
3) Karen Angle. Note how she doesn't dress super sluttily. Her body language (and body, itself) conveys a wicked sensuality. Witness how
she's manipulating poor A.J. She's not even blatantly throwing her boobs at him or giving him opportunities to see her naked. The woman
oozes sex appeal and she knows how to use it.
2) Trish Stratus. There's a page in the WWE Unscripted book in which Trish is smiling with a black eye, yet was still strikingly beautiful.
Made me want to find who gave her that shiner and brutalize them.
1) Torrie Wilson. Unbelievable hotness even as she's getting older.
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DevilSoprano
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OMG Lacey tonight at the ROH show. Leather pants, totally goth'd out. Lucky, wait til you see the pics.
quote:
1) Torrie Wilson. Unbelievable hotness even as she's getting older.
Really? Torrie Wilson is someone's number 1 and its not 2000? In 2007 Torrie Wilson? Seriously? She might be dead last on my list of the
attractive divas/females in wrestling. Wow.
[Edited on 1-13-2008 by DevilSoprano]
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Thom
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Well, I'd be shocked if the "older" women on weren't low on your list, Sop...
edit: weren't, not were...
[Edited on 1/15/08 by Thom]
Mick Foley - the pale white guy.
"The WWE: Where No One Wins, Unless You Like Cena, In Which Case You Are A Sad Little Fanboy Who Will Never Get Laid, But We Are Happy To Take Your
Money Anyway" - Moose, during No Way Out 2008 chat
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DevilSoprano
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| posted on 1-15-2008 at 04:52 PM |
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Hey, I'd still take old-school Beulah as my #1 all-time. And Sunny wouldn't be too far behind. But Torrie Wilson looks like her dog shit
on her face and smeared it in with 100 pounds of makeup.
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LuckyLopez
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I really don't understand what your complete hatred of Torrie Wilson is but its silly. I mean, Torrie's not my thing as I don't go
for the fake breasted blonde bimbo thing. But the woman has at many moments been undeniably gorgeous. Her face looks like dog shit? You just have a
crazy hatred of her.
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DevilSoprano
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I have a crazy hatred of many things, what's your point? And the fact that you're focusing on my Torrie hate when about 5 or 6 posts ago,
I mention Lacey at her absolute finest in leather pants and a halter type top tells me you might start changing your top 3 hotties to Kazarian, Angle,
and Gunn.
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LuckyLopez
Reeks of WCW
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| posted on 1-15-2008 at 08:05 PM |
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You give me pictures and maybe I'll get excited. But I've already told you I basically prefer business suit Lacey to goth Lacey. But
I'm open to new flavors.
I just know there's at least one photo of Torrie that always stops me in my tracks.
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Wolverine Mike
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So, the hard and fast rules here are top 3 currently active in the business? If so I gotta go...
1) Melina. I have no idea what it is about her, and I usually loathe women with fake tits, but RAWR.
2) Maria. Really needs no explanation.
T3) Rain and Lacey. My goodness gracious. Actual wrestling talent, hints of charisma and mic talent, and looks. I don't really
like ROH or SHIMMER but I'll watch the Minnesota Home Wrecking Crew.
If we go all-time, however, things are a bit different.
1) Miss Elizabeth. Childhood crush, she's plain beautiful, and she smacked the crap out of Ric Flair in one hilarious moment even though Flair
should've beaten Macho's crippled ass.
2) Molly. No, not because I'm sucking up or anything like that. Because she's beautiful, and because I take crap from my wrestling friends
for liking her.
3) Sunny. Back in the day she was un-frigging-believable. And now that's she getting healthy and sober again, she's coming around once
more.
In the spirit of mooseheadjack, Qonas' personal fuck list: - The Ohio State Buckeyes
- The Manning family
- Hillary Clinton and Ron Paul
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gobbledygooker
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Melina at #1? I like this guy already.
Originally posted by punkerhardcore -
"Seriously, Rock Band > Guitar Hero. Guitar Hero is like the cute girl who makes out with you for the first time, which is awesome because it's
new and exciting. Then Rock Band comes along and is like the chick who blows you your junior year of high school... and then that first girl just
doesn't look quite so fun anymore."
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Franchiser5150
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| posted on 1-16-2008 at 04:51 AM |
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Nicely done, Lucky.
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DredlockGuy
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1) Leila - Hands down, just pure sex appeal....And when the hair is straight...that just takes it to the next level.
2) Melina - I agree, there's just something about her...
3) Mickie....Her booty makes me have devious thoughts...
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Shao Khan
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1. Kimberly Page -
Even with the removal of her implants (*sob, sob*), she's still absolutely gorgeous and in great physical shape - she might be getting a little
older, but that's natural beauty that doesn't diminish easily. . .
2. Maria -
She might not have as much "meat on her bones" as I'd prefer (Think my #1 pick at the height of the Nitro Girls), there are two
particular episodes of Raw that really made me take notice of her - "The Trial of Eric Bischoff" - My GOD!!!! The sight of her in that
blue dress. . .honestly, she's probably got the sexiest walk - that little booty shakes just so nicely when she's swinging those hips. .
.and last night's Raw when she was walking down to the ring. . .again, she's probably got the sexiest, bounciest walk I've ever laid
eyes on. . .
3. Terri Runnels -
She might have been a tiny little thing, but my god, that little body was tight and toned - and her "horny little she-devil" attitude (TM
- Jerry Lawler) worked for her at that size. . .
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TomS
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Melina is my number one pick. She's got curves that make me go weak at the knees and that walk she does... Oh wow.
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