The Riot Act
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| posted on 1-26-2008 at 12:03 AM |
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I've got to extend my list to include Tracy Brooks. She's really been doing it for me lately.
And speaking of Ms. Brooks and tying it into the earlier discussion about how we can't see the appeal of certain wrestlers to certain
"hotties", apparenlty CM Punk has not only been with Maria but Tracy Brooks and Daffney as well. My hat goes off to him.
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BigDonAntonio
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| posted on 2-1-2008 at 08:46 PM |
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Time to update my list to put Payton Banks at number 2. Talia/Velvet stays one but I really like the new look of Banks on the last impact
Have you tried going mad without power? Its boring. No one listens to you
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BC
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 2-1-2008 at 09:06 PM |
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I agree that Banks/Rain looks MUCH better as a brunette.
My list has changed a bit recently too
1. Melina - still the hottest by far
2. Roxxi Laveaux
3. Shelley/Ariel/Salinas
Honorable Mention: Mickie James
*Elmo's gonna kill you*
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Shao Khan
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| posted on 2-7-2008 at 05:06 PM |
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I think I'm gonna have to replace Terri on my list with Mickie James - for some reason, her body has really been baking my cookies lately. . .to
wit:
She's really been turning me on lately - even with the meatflaps we've all seen. . .I'd still hit it. . .several times. . .
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BigDonAntonio
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| posted on 2-8-2008 at 08:59 PM |
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Just to revise my list
1) Velvet Sky/Talia
2) Payton Banks
3) Christy Hemme
Honorable Mention - Maria
Have you tried going mad without power? Its boring. No one listens to you
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Metal Misfit
Creepy Little Bastard
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| posted on 2-12-2008 at 06:55 AM |
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1. Traci
2. Mickie
3. Katie
Of course, that's just my opinion... I could be wrong.
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gobbledygooker
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| posted on 7-25-2008 at 02:06 PM |
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Alright, I had to bring this list back up since my list has changed as of late. There is a new girl in town!
1. Melina - She will always be my #1. Even though my poor sweetheart is apparently currently injured. Where is the news about her injury?!
When is she expected back?!? This is a damned conspiracy!! Regardless, I'll be waiting patiently for her triumphant return.
2. Velvet Sky - She has jumped into my list with a vengeance. Now if only I could get her to jump into my bed (don't tell my
girlfriend). Velvet Sky just seems dirty and hot and nasty and all the great things. I likey.
3. Mickie James - Mickie's still tenuously holding on to her #3 spot, though the women of TNA are making it tough. But after seeing her
on Monday and that smokin' hot, curvy body...she's safe. For now.
Originally posted by punkerhardcore -
"Seriously, Rock Band > Guitar Hero. Guitar Hero is like the cute girl who makes out with you for the first time, which is awesome because it's
new and exciting. Then Rock Band comes along and is like the chick who blows you your junior year of high school... and then that first girl just
doesn't look quite so fun anymore."
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blackdragon
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| posted on 7-28-2008 at 10:18 PM |
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Velvet Sky: I literally love her ass, and though Angelina's is nicer, Velvet admittedly has the prettier face.
Wedding Planner/Victoria Crawford Have they given her a name yet? Doesn't matter, she's fine as hell and Edge did what any man,
gay or straight would have done in her presence.
Victoria Still my diva of choice after all these years. Just can't shake the attraction.
A ho fucks everybody. A bitch fucks everybody but you.
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denverpunk
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| posted on 9-29-2008 at 10:51 AM |
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I have to give a shout-out now to Katie Lea. Great bod, and she has a crazy vibe to her that I dig. Of course, that bastard Matt Hardy is said to be
boinking her now.
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nsuking2005
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| posted on 9-30-2008 at 05:41 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by gobbledygooker
Alright, I had to bring this list back up since my list has changed as of late. There is a new girl in town!
1. Melina - She will always be my #1. Even though my poor sweetheart is apparently currently injured. Where is the news about her injury?!
When is she expected back?!? This is a damned conspiracy!! Regardless, I'll be waiting patiently for her triumphant return.
2. Velvet Sky - She has jumped into my list with a vengeance. Now if only I could get her to jump into my bed (don't tell my
girlfriend). Velvet Sky just seems dirty and hot and nasty and all the great things. I likey.
3. Mickie James - Mickie's still tenuously holding on to her #3 spot, though the women of TNA are making it tough. But after seeing her
on Monday and that smokin' hot, curvy body...she's safe. For now.
I actually read a recent report saying she's expected back before the end of the year. I can't be bothered to recall the source, so take
it with a grain of salt. I'm pretty sure it was legit though (and I definitely hope so!).
Carlito spits, Santino sucks and Maria swallows
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doctorb
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| posted on 11-3-2008 at 04:55 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by doctorb
I didn't know who Ms Brooks was and now I need to go pleasure myself to her tna gallery. Don't know how to save from tna's flash
but this picture bumped her up to number 1 for me:
Poor Maria gets knocked down to number 2:
And no one has Maryse. I've never seen her on tv but she's frickin hot!
And that puts Mickie at 4th, poor girl.
Well, a year later and I'm completely in lust with Velvet Sky. New number one, from nowhere on the list. I could stare at her all day, and I
think tna's knockout photo section sucks hard. The whole website leaves a lot to be desired but when wwe has 600 pictures of some of these girls
would it kill tna to take a few new ones? Dumbasses.
Mickie keeps turning me on, and along the same theme she's got a new spread laid out on a horse, and I want to be that horse. Displaced maria
for number two.
Maryse stays at 3, even though I still haven't ever seen her on tv.
I have spoken.
The "B" is for bargain!
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gobbledygooker
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| posted on 2-28-2009 at 10:52 PM |
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Time to update-
1. Velvet Sky
2. Velvet Sky
3. Melina (the bland babyface thing ain't working for me)
Originally posted by punkerhardcore -
"Seriously, Rock Band > Guitar Hero. Guitar Hero is like the cute girl who makes out with you for the first time, which is awesome because it's
new and exciting. Then Rock Band comes along and is like the chick who blows you your junior year of high school... and then that first girl just
doesn't look quite so fun anymore."
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gobbledygooker
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| posted on 3-18-2009 at 04:34 AM |
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Yet another update -
1. Velvet Sky
2. The Bella Twins - Either one will do. I already knew they were hot but after seeing them and, more importantly, those ASSES of theirs on The Dirt
Sheet tonight?! I got sprung and their status sky-rocketed.
3. Melina - See above.
Originally posted by punkerhardcore -
"Seriously, Rock Band > Guitar Hero. Guitar Hero is like the cute girl who makes out with you for the first time, which is awesome because it's
new and exciting. Then Rock Band comes along and is like the chick who blows you your junior year of high school... and then that first girl just
doesn't look quite so fun anymore."
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doctorb
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| posted on 3-31-2009 at 06:19 PM |
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I'm trying to figure out where tiffany gets ranked. I don't get sci fi so I've never seen her on tv, but, good lordy above, her
pictorials on wwe.com are smoking. It's tempting to put her in at 3 or maybe even 2 based on pictures like this alone:
Seeing Maryse actually do stuff once in a while has made me hesitant to drop her any because she's not too bad in her performance, at least not
bad enough to make her photos any less enjoyable.
But Mickie's still so hot, those legs, and those eyes, and she's got talent.
I'm so torn. No way will Velvet Sky drop out of a solid number one, I'd pay for sci fi if she moved there. I want to watch her give a
promo all thursday night, only in a smaller top.
[Edited on 3-31-2009 by doctorb]
The "B" is for bargain!
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gobbledygooker
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| posted on 4-1-2009 at 04:06 AM |
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Given the fact that Tiffany got the pin in that 80-Diva clusterfuck on Raw, you may be getting ready to see more of her, Doc.
And more Velvet Sky on my TV in less clothes would never be a bad thing.
Originally posted by punkerhardcore -
"Seriously, Rock Band > Guitar Hero. Guitar Hero is like the cute girl who makes out with you for the first time, which is awesome because it's
new and exciting. Then Rock Band comes along and is like the chick who blows you your junior year of high school... and then that first girl just
doesn't look quite so fun anymore."
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Shao Khan
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| posted on 6-18-2009 at 02:44 AM |
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Okay. Time to update -
Beth -
I shouldn't even have to post a reason after looking at that body and yes, I realize there are 2 of the same pictures in there, but I never
really noticed her impressive, yet not overly gigantic cleavage.
Melina -
I REALLY wish I still had my divas do new york DVD
Eve -
I just think she's sexy as hell.
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OORick
Hammer in Transition 
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| posted on 6-18-2009 at 09:02 PM |
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Annotating your list with illustrations is a very good idea. I think you should all be scouring the intarwebs and annotating regularly, just so I
don't have to do any googling of my own. We need Goalie back here to revive this section.
Still:I will play along in kind, as best I can, with some fresh and recent picuregraphy. Sadly, whenever I ponder this issue, I mostly just start
wishing it was still 2005. Oh, 2005, where for art thou? To wit:
NEWEST TRISH (Now new and improved for 2009 with a new 'do! And possibly 50% less silicone? But DEFINITELY 50% more Shaft-Handling!
Oh yes, Shaft Handling. Oooooh, baby.)
LATEST MOLLY (If she tries wearing that outfit within a 50 mile radius of The Rick, she's so totally getting full-body-tackled onto
the nearest sofa for hours upon hours of being forcibly snuggled-with!)
ANOTHER HALF-NEKKID GAIL (You can't go wrong with any of those pictures taken by the sleazy Japanese cell phone provider that
apparently uses titties to sell wireless service. Thanks to this company, I ALWAYS have Full Bars.... IN MY PANTS~!)
So sad that it isn't still 2005... I mean, all due respect to Mickie's periodic displays of exceptional rumptasticness and to Lilian for
always managing to dress so fricking sexy without ever looking slutty and maybe to Kelly Kelly when it looks like she's trying and I almost
(almost) start thinking about transferring my dormant Sympathy Gene from Trish over to her, but still...
This is the least interesting and appealing roster of divas in a long, long time. At least for me. Oh, for the days of not being able to watch RAW
without a fairly significant threat of wang-plumpening... at least we still gots Gail.
Rick
"He's from Mars, Officer; whiskey does not affect alien beings."
-- Venus Flytrap speaking on The Rick
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williamssl
Steers and Queers
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| posted on 6-18-2009 at 10:41 PM |
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I don't know if its the WWE PG factor, current characters/storylines, or just what some Divas have done with themselves appearance-wise, but I
can't point to any Diva right now and go "wow", and that's a first (and no I didn't go gay and that's what's
causing it).
The face Melina thing has just killed her appeal. Face Melina bad.
McCool has bangs. Bangs bad.
Layla went frizzy. Frizzy bad.
Kelly Kelly hasn't worn her pink tights in forever. No pink tights bad.
Don't Mess With Texas
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LuckyLopez
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| posted on 6-19-2009 at 12:24 AM |
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I like TNA. TNA has hot chicks.
Velvet Sky
Daffney
Still, there is at least one woman in WWE who consistently makes me say "Wow."
Maryse
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gobbledygooker
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| posted on 6-20-2009 at 04:47 PM |
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You know, I was gonna say that Daffney has kinda been doing it for me lately but the pic Lucky posted above doesn't exactly help my cause (at
least facially). Still, I like her current look and I've gotta say, I'd let her leave a rat's head in my bed any day.
Originally posted by punkerhardcore -
"Seriously, Rock Band > Guitar Hero. Guitar Hero is like the cute girl who makes out with you for the first time, which is awesome because it's
new and exciting. Then Rock Band comes along and is like the chick who blows you your junior year of high school... and then that first girl just
doesn't look quite so fun anymore."
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DrBoz
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| posted on 6-20-2009 at 10:16 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by gobbledygooker
You know, I was gonna say that Daffney has kinda been doing it for me lately but the pic Lucky posted above doesn't exactly help my cause (at
least facially). Still, I like her current look and I've gotta say, I'd let her leave a rat's head in my bed any day.
I thought the same thing, but then I just continued looking lower and forgot all about the face in that particular picture.
This Space for Rent
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LuckyLopez
Reeks of WCW
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| posted on 6-20-2009 at 10:29 PM |
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I admit, the makeup job Daffney's been sporting lately has given me moments of doubt. Still, the body seems to generally pull it through.
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punkerhardcore
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| posted on 6-20-2009 at 10:43 PM |
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I like her makeup in that picture.
I have weird tastes.
Is everyone mad here?
Of course they are, and you are too... otherwise, you wouldn't have come here.
--MySpace makes me way cool too.
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gobbledygooker
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| posted on 6-21-2009 at 04:58 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by punkerhardcore
I have weird tastes.
If there's one thing I've learned from a few years of sharing a message board with you, it's this fact. But I love you anyway.
Originally posted by punkerhardcore -
"Seriously, Rock Band > Guitar Hero. Guitar Hero is like the cute girl who makes out with you for the first time, which is awesome because it's
new and exciting. Then Rock Band comes along and is like the chick who blows you your junior year of high school... and then that first girl just
doesn't look quite so fun anymore."
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atothej
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| posted on 6-23-2009 at 04:02 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by LuckyLopez
I admit, the makeup job Daffney's been sporting lately has given me moments of doubt. Still, the body seems to generally pull it through.
Here's a more traditional look for her, pulling off a Bettie Page pose:
And here's one that Lopez should enjoy, with Velvet and Daffney bookending other indy notables (and ODB):
Your momma's so fat, Dave Meltzer gave her struggling to put her jeans on in the morning five stars. -- FF, destroying Jeb, his momma, and
Meltzer in one fell swoop.
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