The Riot Act
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| posted on 11-29-2007 at 09:56 PM |
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Actually, we did have a "man-crush" thread:
http://www.onlineonslaught.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=18593
For those curious, my answers:
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These days, it has to be Michaels, HHH, Christopher Daniels, London, Benoit or Vince.
Uh. I just realized I said Benoit. I feel so dirty.
By the way, I was going by active wrestlers, which is why Jericho and Lance Storm were missing.
Also, Edge, AJ and Christian need to be on that list. And Robert Roode.
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metallikid
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Great find. I forgot about that thread. Mine hasn't changed all that much.
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Triple H is a constant favorite of mine. He will always be there. But last year Edge sure gave him a run for his money. It was never more
apparant to me then when I was watching the Rumble with a group of casual fans. Some of them were ragging on Edge pretty hard and I really thought
about jumping over the couch and pounding the piss out of them. Everything Edge does is pure GOLD!!!
It's Great to be a Florida Gator!
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Thom
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| posted on 11-29-2007 at 10:26 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by metallikid
Edge.
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I mean, Trish, Maria, and Val!
Hey, who knew m-kid had a thing for Val Venis? Were you the one who bought his choppy-choppy pee-pee on EBay?
Mick Foley - the pale white guy.
"The WWE: Where No One Wins, Unless You Like Cena, In Which Case You Are A Sad Little Fanboy Who Will Never Get Laid, But We Are Happy To Take Your
Money Anyway" - Moose, during No Way Out 2008 chat
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firewoman
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| posted on 11-29-2007 at 11:21 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by The Riot Act
Actually, we did have a "man-crush" thread:
http://www.onlineonslaught.com/OOForums/viewthread.php?tid=18593
The sad thing is, I actually posted in that thread. I have lost too many brain cells.
Although I will submit that 'man crush' is in all likelihood a different subject than this thread 
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OORick
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| posted on 11-29-2007 at 11:44 PM |
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Whoa. I posted in that "man crush" thread, too, and didn't really remember it.
I take pride, however, in the fact that my post was the least-gayest one of all, as the only thing I did was to set the rule that if girls wanted to
post in it, they (like the men) had to admit to fondness of members of their own gender.
I guess if the same basic Gender Orientation Crushery Logic Rules apply here, then *this* would actually be the thread where women should place their
top 3 lists objectifying members of the opposite sex.
Which is probably fine. You're all just going to slobber all over glossed up ladyboys like Randy Orton, asexual fruitcakes like Jeff Hardy, or
the all-new Bravo Network Endorsed Chris Jericho, anyway. And truly, these are all "divas" of the highest order, and belong in this
forum.
Once that discussion plays out, the Utter Absurdity of this thread will only be enhanced if us fellas also find out which male fashion choices equate
to the wang-limpening unhotness of Capri Pants, too!
Rick
"He's from Mars, Officer; whiskey does not affect alien beings."
-- Venus Flytrap speaking on The Rick
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LuckyLopez
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| posted on 11-30-2007 at 12:21 AM |
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"Man-Crush" is most certainly not the same as "Hotties." A Man-Crush is a man whom you have a DEEP appreciation for that
becomes so big that it borders on the romantic. It makes you "look gay for" him. But it is not actually sexual attraction or even basic
platonic appreciation for a male's appearance. So that thread totally doesn't count.
Everytime I watch a bunch of New Jack interviews a respark a man-crush on him. He is however one ugly, scary motherfucker. If you were to pose a
question for me right now along the lines of "If you had to, who would you?" or "Who is the hottest?" New Jack would most
certainly not make the cut.
Although if he did want to fuck me I suspect there would be nothing I could do about. Presuming I would not want to be stabbed before being... uh...
stabbed.
[Edited on 11-29-2007 by LuckyLopez]
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GeniusIQ
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| posted on 11-30-2007 at 06:31 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by metallikid
I've made my wife NOT buy Capris because I also hate them. But shorts or buy pants. What the fuck is the point of something trying to be both?
They look stupid.
This is the same feeling I have about "skorts" where a skirt or where shorts....
And for that matter, what the hell? The only word merge word that actually is a good thing is "Brunch"...
I don't believe in signatures.
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GatorBait
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| posted on 11-30-2007 at 03:43 PM |
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How could you dis the spork like that? COMMUNIST!!!
TNA is the Nintendo Wii of wrestling. The graphics aren't as good, it may be a bit gimmicky, but the gameplay is awesome. -angst
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Thom
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| posted on 11-30-2007 at 03:46 PM |
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No love for "taint"?
Mick Foley - the pale white guy.
"The WWE: Where No One Wins, Unless You Like Cena, In Which Case You Are A Sad Little Fanboy Who Will Never Get Laid, But We Are Happy To Take Your
Money Anyway" - Moose, during No Way Out 2008 chat
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GatorBait
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| posted on 11-30-2007 at 03:59 PM |
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Let's not forget "shenis", either.
TNA is the Nintendo Wii of wrestling. The graphics aren't as good, it may be a bit gimmicky, but the gameplay is awesome. -angst
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DevilSoprano
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| posted on 11-30-2007 at 08:18 PM |
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How about cankles?
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firewoman
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| posted on 12-1-2007 at 03:03 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by OORick
I guess if the same basic Gender Orientation Crushery Logic Rules apply here, then *this* would actually be the thread where women should place their
top 3 lists objectifying members of the opposite sex.
Well, then here we go!
3. RVD
2. Kaz (he looks like Antonio Banderas
and as anyone on the chat knows
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the all-new Bravo Network Endorsed Chris Jericho
sorry, no Randy Orton for me. I don't like fake muscles near as much as you all like fake boobs
My nominee for male 'capris' are polo shirts tucked in to cargo shorts while being stretched tightly over beer guts, while wearing those
plastic black and white nike sandals that look like clogs with no heels.
[Edited on 12-1-2007 by firewoman]
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blackdragon
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| posted on 12-1-2007 at 06:14 AM |
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I'd go gay for
AJ
Kaz
Paul London w/facial hair
Keeping with this thread: pics of firewoman's choices.
A ho fucks everybody. A bitch fucks everybody but you.
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salmonjunkie
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| posted on 12-1-2007 at 10:13 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Timmy
Victoria all the way for me!
I love how Jason Mewes has the never ending nod right next to what you wrote.
BTW, welcome back, Timmy! We missed you!
Also: I miss Molly Holly's gorgeous ass and Stacy's succulent legs.
Speaking of ass...
(I hate capris too, but the camo makes it better)
and this one's for you, Lucky:
anyone wanna make me an animated gif avatar of Talia's jiggly?
[Edited on 12-1-2007 by salmonjunkie]
Personally, I think he�s a [freaking homosexual].
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gobbledygooker
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| posted on 12-1-2007 at 04:58 PM |
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Who is that chick? I likey.
Even though she loses .5 points for wearing a Yankees shirt in the last pic.
[Edited on 12-1-2007 by gobbledygooker]
Originally posted by punkerhardcore -
"Seriously, Rock Band > Guitar Hero. Guitar Hero is like the cute girl who makes out with you for the first time, which is awesome because it's
new and exciting. Then Rock Band comes along and is like the chick who blows you your junior year of high school... and then that first girl just
doesn't look quite so fun anymore."
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joerizal
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| posted on 12-1-2007 at 09:32 PM |
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Gooker, that's TNA's Talia Madison.
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Originally posted by GatorBait
Let's not forget "shenis", either.
Everytime I read "penoris", I think back to the dark days of the Chyna-Xpac sex scandal. Chills..
Top 3
1. I MISS ECW'S BROOKE!
2. Maria
3. Christy Hemme (hey, did you know she was a Juggy once?)
[Edited on 12-1-2007 by joerizal]
Woof.
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gobbledygooker
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| posted on 12-1-2007 at 10:00 PM |
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Just for the hell of it, my all-time top 5
1. Trish Stratus
2. Beulah McGillicutty
3. Melina
4. Miss Elizabeth
5. Victoria
Originally posted by punkerhardcore -
"Seriously, Rock Band > Guitar Hero. Guitar Hero is like the cute girl who makes out with you for the first time, which is awesome because it's
new and exciting. Then Rock Band comes along and is like the chick who blows you your junior year of high school... and then that first girl just
doesn't look quite so fun anymore."
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firewoman
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| posted on 12-3-2007 at 09:43 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by blackdragon
Keeping with this thread: pics of firewoman's choices.
Nice, but that's only half of my choices.....
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Eli
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| posted on 12-3-2007 at 10:03 PM |
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Poopin?
face in peril - wiki, wiki, wiki
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denverpunk
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quote:
Originally posted by gobbledygooker
BD - For that pic of Ms. Brooks - I commend you.
Ms. Brooks? I don't know, man. I love the body in all sorts of different ways, but that face looks like it should be playing guard for the
Chicago Bears. Give me Maria, Karen, or Gail Kim right now, but all time I'd take Trish, Ivory, or the recently-departed Brooke anyday.
Man crush? HBK.
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BigDonAntonio
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| posted on 12-7-2007 at 04:51 AM |
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Talia is still my number 1 even though I'm not a huge fan of the name change. Is it bad that this pic makes her hotter to me?
Have you tried going mad without power? Its boring. No one listens to you
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blackdragon
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| posted on 12-7-2007 at 02:24 PM |
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Am I the only fag that doesn't find that pic the least bit attractive?
A ho fucks everybody. A bitch fucks everybody but you.
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BigDonAntonio
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| posted on 12-7-2007 at 03:37 PM |
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I doubt it. Although the internet is filled with weirdos.
ETA: Now that I think about it, it's not that she is taking a piss in a urinal thats hot. For me it's two things
-She obviously has a sense of humor which I find very attractive. And it's a sense of humor that I like
-The whole willingness to do something dirty or seemingly dirty. Plays into my imagination of if she does something like that what other dirty things
would she do? And I like my girls kinda dirty
[Edited on 12-8-2007 by BigDonAntonio]
Have you tried going mad without power? Its boring. No one listens to you
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gobbledygooker
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| posted on 12-9-2007 at 11:40 PM |
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I like mine VERY dirty. And now that I checked out that "man-crush" thread, it brought up a very important question, concerning the
person who started that thread.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE MYSTERIOUS DR. X?!
I don't think he's been heard from since that thread.
Originally posted by punkerhardcore -
"Seriously, Rock Band > Guitar Hero. Guitar Hero is like the cute girl who makes out with you for the first time, which is awesome because it's
new and exciting. Then Rock Band comes along and is like the chick who blows you your junior year of high school... and then that first girl just
doesn't look quite so fun anymore."
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Seamus McNasty
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| posted on 12-10-2007 at 04:52 AM |
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late to the party but my three would be
Trish (cover girl days)
Stacy and (WCW days)
Firewoman (most days)
in random order
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