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posted on 12-11-2007 at 09:04 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
After last night's Raw, I am changing my vote to contain all the divas that showed up:

1. Sunny - Holy hell she looked good! Bring her back full time please, she's got the looks and verbal skills to be someone's manager and take them to the next level.

2- Trish - Yummy.

3- Mickie James - Even with all the other divas, Mickie still cracks into the top 3.





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posted on 12-12-2007 at 03:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If I can pick some guys

For me, it would be pick the guys, so here it goes:
1. The Undertaker
2. Raven
3. Gangrel

Just to name a few.

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posted on 12-12-2007 at 05:43 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
UT, okay, big guy, protector. Raven, kinda grungy, not a bad looking dude when he keeps his shirt on, but Gangrel? Really, maybe I have to be a woman to get his appeal. You should replace him with someone like the Rock, or Maven. Yeah, you should totally replace Gangrel with the only Tough Enough guy that matters.





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posted on 12-12-2007 at 12:04 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by salmonjunkie
quote:
Originally posted by Timmy
Victoria all the way for me!


I love how Jason Mewes has the never ending nod right next to what you wrote.

BTW, welcome back, Timmy! We missed you!




Hey salmon, good to be back. Gotta say, not as much love for Victoria as I would like to see! Mind you, Sunny looked fantastic on RAW on Monday, give her a job Vince!





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posted on 12-12-2007 at 03:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by GeniusIQ
After last night's Raw, I am changing my vote to contain all the divas that showed up:




Hell - in that vein...

1. Molly. Duh. Just Duh.
2. Mickie.
3. Sunny.





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posted on 12-12-2007 at 04:46 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by The Flea
For me, it would be pick the guys, so here it goes:
1. The Undertaker
2. Raven
3. Gangrel

Just to name a few.


I would have expected The Big Show





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posted on 12-12-2007 at 06:17 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I would have expected The Big Show


Pervert.







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posted on 12-12-2007 at 06:56 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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the only Tough Enough guy that matters.


Oh come on, Chris Nowinski matters a heck of a lot more than Maven...he's a HARVARD GRADUATE!

Edited to denote "Yes that was sarcasm", but truly I do think Nowinski did more than Maven...well, at least more GOOD than Maven.

[Edited on 12-12-2007 by GeniusIQ]





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posted on 12-12-2007 at 06:59 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Nowinski didn't win, though.





TNA is the Nintendo Wii of wrestling. The graphics aren't as good, it may be a bit gimmicky, but the gameplay is awesome. -angst

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posted on 12-12-2007 at 07:10 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I would have expected The Big Show
Given this, I would have too.







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posted on 12-12-2007 at 07:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Guys, PLEASE don't give her any incentive to start talking about moose's "Little Big Show".





TNA is the Nintendo Wii of wrestling. The graphics aren't as good, it may be a bit gimmicky, but the gameplay is awesome. -angst

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posted on 12-12-2007 at 09:52 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I don't speak on what you all wish you had! As far as the Big Show, he is pretty nasty.
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posted on 12-12-2007 at 10:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I in NO way wish I was privy to moose's cock, thank you very much.





TNA is the Nintendo Wii of wrestling. The graphics aren't as good, it may be a bit gimmicky, but the gameplay is awesome. -angst

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posted on 12-12-2007 at 10:19 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Does anybody else find it humourous that we all think Moose bears resemblance to Show but Moose's wife thinks Show is disgusting?





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posted on 12-12-2007 at 10:29 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I don't speak on what you all wish you had!
That's the reason why Flea limps around so much





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posted on 12-12-2007 at 10:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Still doesn't explain her glass eye, though.

Or does it?





TNA is the Nintendo Wii of wrestling. The graphics aren't as good, it may be a bit gimmicky, but the gameplay is awesome. -angst

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posted on 12-12-2007 at 11:31 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Did Nowinsky ever eliminate Undertaker in a Royal Rumble? Does Nowinsky have a dropkick that makes Holly punch himself in frustration? Does Nowinsky's have beautiful eye brows? Does Nowinsky look like the Rock? Does Nowinsky's name rhyme with Raven, so that you can sing "That's so Maven?" Truly, Maven matters more.


Of course all that and I'm still thinking about moose cock...





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posted on 12-13-2007 at 02:04 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I don't believe all the Moose claims. Look at the facts, people: Solly visited, played dress up, Moose got in a cage, and Solly was still able to sit long enough to fly from Michigan to San Diego. There's no way that flight could happen if Moose was really packing.

DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE!



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posted on 12-13-2007 at 11:14 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Does Nowinsky's name rhyme with Raven, so that you can sing "That's so Maven?"


Yea, but come on he's "No-Win"-ski...that's gotta count for something, right?

And if you are actually singing "That's so Maven", I highly suggest you find some psychiatric assistance.





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posted on 1-2-2008 at 09:44 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Not new-thread-worthy.

Who knew?

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Helms is currently dating TNA Knockout Velvet Sky (Talia Madison).


I read it on an article from 411, too.

Comments? Violent reactions (from Lucky)?

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posted on 1-2-2008 at 06:06 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Fuck Gregory Helms. I hate him. First he eats my sandwich after an indy show we both worked(right after WCW went under) and then he steals my girl. Bastard!





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posted on 1-2-2008 at 07:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
BDA will not die?






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posted on 1-2-2008 at 08:05 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Comments? Violent reactions (from Lucky)?

I already knew that. If you want confirmation you can probably find a dozen photos of them on their respective sites/MySpaces/whatever else people do on the internet.

I'm ok with my women having men. I just can't figure out why the Lotharios of wrestling are these goofy fuckers like Helms and Punk.






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posted on 1-2-2008 at 08:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote


Whatever would Shane say?

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posted on 1-2-2008 at 08:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That's right, I forgot that goofy motherfucker too.

Man, if I just build up a sense of self importance and start blogging all my life's happenings on the internet with all the self awareness of a 15-year-old I could be getting all the wrestling hotties I want!






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