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posted on 3-16-2016 at 07:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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There have reportedly been recent disagreements between Triple H and Vince McMahon over how the company is using Brock Lesnar.

Vince feels Lesnar should be main eventing WrestleMania 32 because of all the money they are paying him, but there�s a lot of concern that the No Holds Barred Street Fight against Dean Ambrose isn�t big enough to main event.

Triple H apparently wants his WWE World Heavyweight Title defense against Roman Reigns to headline but there�s speculation that Vince may be losing faith in Reigns.

Some believe the logical main event would be Shane McMahon vs. The Undertaker inside Hell In a Cell but that would depend on how they decide to end that match. The feeling is that either Hell In a Cell or the WWE World Title match will close the show.

This was not meant to take away from Ambrose but Vince really wanted more star power to go against Lesnar and has been really disappointed that they couldn�t get The Rock to wrestle.



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posted on 3-16-2016 at 07:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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* The WWE is planning some big changes to Roman Reigns once he wins the belt at Mania. They have already nixed his crowd entrance for a more traditional one and he will be shedding the SHIELD gear because they want to show off his physique more.
About time. I've wondered if that was one of the things kind of holding him back. Like, Ambrose and Rollins both evolved as characters (Ambrose embracing his inner lunatic, Rollins as the sleazy corporate sell-out heel), they both got new ring gear, new music (Roman should also ditch the Shield music), new moves, everything. It's like Roman was the last one to get the memo that they broke up. Be your own man, dude.





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posted on 3-16-2016 at 07:38 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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There have reportedly been recent disagreements between Triple H and Vince McMahon over how the company is using Brock Lesnar.

Vince feels Lesnar should be main eventing WrestleMania 32 because of all the money they are paying him, but there�s a lot of concern that the No Holds Barred Street Fight against Dean Ambrose isn�t big enough to main event.

Triple H apparently wants his WWE World Heavyweight Title defense against Roman Reigns to headline but there�s speculation that Vince may be losing faith in Reigns.

Some believe the logical main event would be Shane McMahon vs. The Undertaker inside Hell In a Cell but that would depend on how they decide to end that match. The feeling is that either Hell In a Cell or the WWE World Title match will close the show.

This was not meant to take away from Ambrose but Vince really wanted more star power to go against Lesnar and has been really disappointed that they couldn�t get The Rock to wrestle.



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posted on 3-16-2016 at 10:21 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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* The WWE is planning some big changes to Roman Reigns once he wins the belt at Mania. They have already nixed his crowd entrance for a more traditional one and he will be shedding the SHIELD gear because they want to show off his physique more.
About time. I've wondered if that was one of the things kind of holding him back. Like, Ambrose and Rollins both evolved as characters (Ambrose embracing his inner lunatic, Rollins as the sleazy corporate sell-out heel), they both got new ring gear, new music (Roman should also ditch the Shield music), new moves, everything. It's like Roman was the last one to get the memo that they broke up. Be your own man, dude.
Which man is that? The man that ... um... Shit. He doesn't have any uniquely defining characteristics other than being samoan (...wait, that's the Usos too, so nevermind. I gotta learn how to do that strikeout-text thing) & liking his daughter. It's totally been the outfit holding him back, though. Totally.

[Edited on 3-16-2016 by Count Zero]

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According to me:

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Big Show is injured or something and will be out of action through summer.

Kane will be filming an other WWE movie and will be out of action through the summer.




Interesting. The timing of both of these means that they won't be in line for Roman's first title defense once he finishes business with HHH.





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posted on 3-16-2016 at 11:27 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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According to me:

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Big Show is injured or something and will be out of action through summer.

Kane will be filming an other WWE movie and will be out of action through the summer.




Interesting. The timing of both of these means that they won't be in line for Roman's first title defense once he finishes business with HHH.


BRO. That's downright eerie, bro. [/Russo]

Also, I don't know if this is considered news or not but earlier this afternoon some cellphone footage from the most recent Smackdown tapings was posted on YouTube showing a reportedly brutal reaction to Roman Reigns. While that in and of itself isn't particularly "newsworthy" the extent to which WWE's legal department has gone to ensure that the original video and every single mirror of it is taken down is. Numerous mirrors on other websites with less stringent copyright guidelines have been taken down mere minutes after being uploaded.

ETA: A live report from WrestlingINC goes out of it's way to note that "there were more cheers than boos to start" in regards to Roman. Mountain out of a molehill? Perhaps, but I just find it interesting how quickly WWE jumped into action to get this clip scrubbed from the intrerwebz when in the past they've been a little more lenient. Well, at least as far as sites outside of YouTube go.

In other news, the trailer for The Rock's new movie with co-star Kevin Heart "Central Intelligence" was released. And while it looks pretty terrible in a by-the-book "Hey, 21 Jump Street was pretty funny let's try and do that" creatively bankrupt Hollywood cashgrab kind of way, it HAS brought us these gifs:





The sad thing about this is that from a publicity standpoint this is preferable to being sent out with Roman in front of a live crowd again.

ETAA: Well, the funny pictures from newly released movie trailers involving wrestlers train keeps rolling along with this screengrab that Rusev posted to his Instragram from the new Dolph Ziggler/Kane movie which I can't remember the name of...



I swear I like Rusev more and more every day. Seems like a fun dude.

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posted on 3-17-2016 at 04:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Also, I don't know if this is considered news or not but earlier this afternoon some cellphone footage from the most recent Smackdown tapings was posted on YouTube showing a reportedly brutal reaction to Roman Reigns. While that in and of itself isn't particularly "newsworthy" the extent to which WWE's legal department has gone to ensure that the original video and every single mirror of it is taken down is. Numerous mirrors on other websites with less stringent copyright guidelines have been taken down mere minutes after being uploaded.
Spoiler Alert (?), but this week's Smackdown starts with a Roman Promo, and the reaction was another audible squeeeebooooooo. At least it was MUCH shorter than that evil rambling HHH did on Monday.





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posted on 3-17-2016 at 04:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Also, I don't know if this is considered news or not but earlier this afternoon some cellphone footage from the most recent Smackdown tapings was posted on YouTube showing a reportedly brutal reaction to Roman Reigns. While that in and of itself isn't particularly "newsworthy" the extent to which WWE's legal department has gone to ensure that the original video and every single mirror of it is taken down is. Numerous mirrors on other websites with less stringent copyright guidelines have been taken down mere minutes after being uploaded.


Spoiler Alert (?), but this week's Smackdown starts with a Roman Promo, and the reaction was another audible squeeeebooooooo. At least it was MUCH shorter than that evil rambling HHH did on Monday.


Christ I've got to get off the internet for a few whiles because for a second I thought you wrote Roman Porno and my gifnerd senses went all a' tinglin' towards some hot hot Caligula action clips.





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posted on 3-17-2016 at 04:52 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Roman Reigns starring in Roman Helmet: An Adventurous Boy's Romp Through The Antiquities, featuring Nathan Lane & Gary Beach.





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posted on 3-17-2016 at 05:01 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Roman Reigns starring in Roman Helmet: An Adventurous Boy's Romp Through The Antiquities, featuring Nathan Lane & Gary Beach.








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I'm... i'msorry? O_o I didn't mean to... I don't even...

I'mma just be over here, bleaching my brain. For, like.... forever.





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posted on 3-17-2016 at 08:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Triple H apparently wants his WWE World Heavyweight Title defense against Roman Reigns to headline but there�s speculation that Vince may be losing faith in Reigns.



This is a problem with changing plans last minute, having him lose the big one frequently and messing around with his character: everyone will lose faith in him, and he becomes the modern day Lex Luger post Summerslam 1993.

That's not to say hes going to be stuck in a terrible place - maybe upper mid carder is his level. but if they don't give him the belt at Mania, and have him keep it till summerslam, I think he's possibly done as a serious permanent headliner.





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So with Roman pretty much set to win the title at WrestleMania, what about the idea that when The Rock comes in the ring to congratulate him, the fans boo Roman like they are expected to be doing... he turns on Rock and beats him down badly....Presto, (the much needed) Heel Turn
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And then the fans, in response to two years of forced pushing and bad booking, start cheering like fuck for Roman. The most insulting of all fan rebellions causes that vein in Vince's forehead to finally pop, sending him to that great wrasslin' ring in the sky. His deplorable children and son in law take over, Bukkky the beaver-faced boy is packaged off with a generous severance, and a golden age of sports entertainment results. Except for the part where everyone keeps cheering wrong for Roman. Hey, with a cool dry wit like this I could easily be a WWE scriptwriter.





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* Sting's retirement from in-ring action is pretty much guaranteed now after the doctors told him that returning to active duty would be too risky due to the severity of the neck injury he suffered in his final match against Seth Rollins; word is that he'll make the official announcement during his HOF speech





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I always thought Sting should have stayed away from WWE, but I have to admit it was really fucking cool having him there, starting with his excellent debut. I wish we could have taken two years off his TNA run to give him more time. Never got to see Sting/Undertaker, Sting/Rock, etc., which is a shame.
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Classic Vince. Push a guy in the utterly wrong way until the audience completely turns on him, and then YOU lose faith in him. Totally. It's Roman Reigns's fault, big guy. Keep telling yourself that.

BTW, Brock Lesnar SHOULD be main-eventing 'Mania, not because of how much he's paid but because he's their star attraction. He should be the tweenyface champion to Roman Reigns's heel challenger.

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* Despite reports that the Wrestlemania card is locked in at this point, there are apparently MAJOR re-writes going on. The multi-man IC match has apparently been scrapped, and the idea of using special refs in the main event has been 86ed. This his is being linked to the previously reported "Vince vs. StepHHH rift". Whatever is going on between them is causing Vince to re-think every current storyline.

* Apparently NXT Takeover: Dallas isn't getting very much promotion. Again, rumors are that it is a result of the political struggle between Vince/Mr. Beaver and StepHHH. Those on Team WWE are trying to bury Team NXT. "What are Stephanie Levesque and Mr. H doing in the Impact Zone?!"

* Bray Wyatt's back is in such bad shape that he is not expected to be ready for Wrestlemania.

*Jeff Hardy has announced he will donate his brain to science for CTE research. TNA then immediately announced that the donation will occur at the next TV tapings in Orlando.

[Edited on 3-17-2016 by CCharger]





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*Jeff Hardy has announced he will donate his brain to science for CTE research. TNA then immediately announced that the donation will occur at the next TV tapings in Orlando.



I lol'd...good job.

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Classic Vince. Push a guy in the utterly wrong way until the audience completely turns on him, and then YOU lose faith in him. Totally. It's Roman Reigns's fault, big guy. Keep telling yourself that.

BTW, Brock Lesnar SHOULD be main-eventing 'Mania, not because of how much he's paid but because he's their star attraction. He should be the tweenyface champion to Roman Reigns's heel challenger.


Kayfabe-wise, it drives me nuts that every week Paul Heyman isn't harping on the fact that Brock still has a legitimate claim to a rematch for the World Title that he never actually lost. I know as a wrestling fan you have to kind of expect continuity to not always be strictly adhered to (and we really shouldn't be resigned to that but that's a rant for another time and place) but it really is a glaring omission when taking into consideration the motivation for characters like Lesnar and Heyman...

BUT I'm not angry that Brock isn't in the main event, because I think he and Ambrose have the best chance at providing us with the whole "main-event sports entertainmenty spectacle" package that'll probably make it the best bet for match of the night barring any unforeseen plot-twists or stunt-booking in Hunter and Roman's match. Of course, AJ and Jericho will most likely be the "OMG WORKRATE" match of the night, but it won't have the main event bells and whistles.

Does anybody feel like fantasy booking a Russo-esque scenario for me, where at 'Mania Brock and Dean fight to some sort of stand still that writes both of them out without the match being declared a no contest only for Dean to fight his way out of the medical bay in the back and reengage Lesnar while Hunter and Roman are going at it in the ring, joining them as security tries to pull the two men apart, Dean takes a swing at Hunter and all hell breaks loose then "Here comes the moneyyy" Shane, badly beaten and barely standing after Taker sacrificed himself in the Cell earlier to give Shane control of Raw is now *Technically* in control of Wrestlemania since Hunter is currently active as a competitor and Stephanie accompanied Vince to the hospital after being Tombstoned by Taker announces it is now a Fatal Four Way....Yeah try and make some sense out of that, and do whatcha want with it because I've had way too much espresso this afternoon....




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According to The Wrestling Observer Newsletter, WWE will likely be giving Joan Lunden the Warrior Award at this year�s WWE Hall of Fame ceremony. Lunden was a host for Good Morning America, is a cancer survivor and has been working with WWE and Susan G. Komen for some of their breast cancer awareness efforts.


Interesting choice, I guess? Good for Lunden for what she's been through, but this kind of has the taint of hamhanded PR. I know Stephanie wants to be known as a humanitarian, but wasn't Warrior's intention for this award to be for the unsung heroes who help put the show together?





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Sting went out losing to a young, heel Champion in a PPV Main Event. That's a classic way for a babyface legend to retire.
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After he announces his retirement, it would only be right for him to re-enter his Capital Combat cage and allow RoboCop to honorarily put the door back on.
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Interesting choice, I guess? Good for Lunden for what she's been through, but this kind of has the taint of hamhanded PR. I know Stephanie wants to be known as a humanitarian, but wasn't Warrior's intention for this award to be for the unsung heroes who help put the show together?


I thought it was meant to go to-
*Ring crew
*Camera men
*Television producers.....


Sorry for snatching your beaver pic Crunk, but I'm too lazy to upload my own.

On a side note if Kevin Dunn ever gets inducted in to the HoF, I hope the it's the smarkest crowd ever! Let the "Buck-E-Bea-ver chants begin!





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