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Author: Subject: Rumor Crap 2016, Pt. 3
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posted on 8-6-2016 at 05:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
oh god the bellas in triplicate i don't know much more i can

ETA: HA! The chain is broken!

So that either means I did a good thing, or will die (again?) in 7 days.

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posted on 8-6-2016 at 05:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 8-6-2016 at 10:06 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I don't know if this is the right thread for this, but I found it amusing. On Total Divas, Brie and Daniel Bryan have to move in with Cena and Nikki for three months. At their first dinner together, Cena lays out the house rules:
[Edited on 8-4-2016 by CCharger]
Well, they are setting up the spinoff Total Bellas which will also include Big Johnny himself Mr. John Laurinaitis, former Executive Vice President/Director of Talent Relations and the former GM of Raw and Smackdown.

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posted on 8-6-2016 at 10:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by CCharger
I don't know if this is the right thread for this, but I found it amusing. On Total Divas, Brie and Daniel Bryan have to move in with Cena and Nikki for three months. At their first dinner together, Cena lays out the house rules:
[Edited on 8-4-2016 by CCharger]
Well, they are setting up the spinoff Total Bellas which will also include Big Johnny himself Mr. John Laurinaitis, former Executive Vice President/Director of Talent Relations and the former GM of Raw and Smackdown.


I've said it before, but if this doesn't lead to Laurinaitis, as the de facto patriarch of this sideshow, eventually transititioning in "Jenny Ace" then what's the point?





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posted on 8-7-2016 at 02:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
* fun little When-They-Were-Young gallery from Fox Sports.

Who knew that one day a l'il kid with a goofy mushroom cut would be more hated than Hitler.







You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 8-7-2016 at 05:09 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Bollocks.








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posted on 8-7-2016 at 06:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
"At this time"... Doesn't look like he'll be wrestling for anyone for the foreseeable future. Hopefully he gets healthy, and returns once Jordan & Gable are a bit
More established to work with them somehow.

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posted on 8-7-2016 at 07:16 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Bollocks.





I guess that explains the lack of return last week. Bummer.

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I wonder if he failed a physical or got injured after signing.

I'm sure there's a financial impact depending on which





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posted on 8-7-2016 at 09:18 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by CCharger
I don't know if this is the right thread for this, but I found it amusing. On Total Divas, Brie and Daniel Bryan have to move in with Cena and Nikki for three months. At their first dinner together, Cena lays out the house rules:
[Edited on 8-4-2016 by CCharger]
Well, they are setting up the spinoff Total Bellas which will also include Big Johnny himself Mr. John Laurinaitis, former Executive Vice President/Director of Talent Relations and the former GM of Raw and Smackdown.


I've said it before, but if this doesn't lead to Laurinaitis, as the de facto patriarch of this sideshow, eventually transititioning in "Jenny Ace" then what's the point?
And he needs to introduce himself when he first appears in every episode.

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posted on 8-7-2016 at 11:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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I wonder if he failed a physical or got injured after signing.

I'm sure there's a financial impact depending on which


He knew he had a shoulder injury but the extent was only found out when undergoing the WWE medical. He explains it himself. He will be back when he is sorted.

It's a positive story, if it wasn't for getting the call back to WWE he could have totally fucked his shoulder.

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Bollocks.





Looks like there is stopping him after all.

But seriously, tough break for the guy, he can still go great in the ring.





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posted on 8-8-2016 at 05:58 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Not really wrestling related, but it does involve a former WWE announcer:

Todd Grisham makes racist Tweet about Ichiro.





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Rumor going around says Joey Styles has been quietly released from WWE. He'd been working digital media for the past eight or so years.





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posted on 8-8-2016 at 07:46 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
* apparently Cesaro is going to get some kind of a push after his snarky shoot comments about his low draft position on RAM impressed Vince

* Roderick Strong is expected to show up in NXT before mid-September

* a ton of current and former WWE talents gave Conor McGregor shit on Twatter after he insulted them and said he could beat them all up

http://www.dailywrestlingnews.com/several-top-wwe-stars-respond-after-ufc-fighter-makes-ridiculous-comments/





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I guess he had a q&a; on facebook or twitter and the thought is that some of his honest opinions got him into some hot water.
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* a ton of current and former WWE talents gave Conor McGregor shit on Twatter after he insulted them and said he could beat them all up

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Rumor going around says Joey Styles has been quietly released from WWE. He'd been working digital media for the past eight or so years.


It happened after Joey defended on Facebook the push for Reigns because he said that Vince had been right so many times before that he should get the benefit of the doubt even in the face of the fan revolt. If they fired Joey for essentially sticking up for the company, the chairman, and for policy then they must be having one of their more fucked-up than usual days at Stamford.





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I always figured Styles wasn't going to be a lifer. They hired him the as the main play by play commentator of their flagship brand(only to backtrack and bring JR back again) and in trying to find a role for him, they ended up moving him sideways into a position at WWE.com. He was probably payed a lot more than what the position is worth. Even if Styles exceled at it.

He's been there long enough that WWE probably feels that they've done right by him and it's time to get somebody who can do it for a cheaper price.

No more AJ Lee, no more Joey Styles, only AJ Styles remains.

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* a ton of current and former WWE talents gave Conor McGregor shit on Twatter after he insulted them and said he could beat them all up

http://www.dailywrestlingnews.com/several-top-wwe-stars-respond-after-ufc-fighter-makes-ridiculous-comments/


Cannot overstate how much I dig the fact that Sasha Banks jumped in with a simple "Bring it." Or that he brought guys together who haven't been in the same promotion together in years.





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Kind of an interesting concept. Sports entertainers vs. a league of schoolyard bullies who got into MMM as a way to avoid going to prison.





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posted on 8-9-2016 at 07:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
With Joey Styles getting released, I can only imagine how many clickbaity headlines were written as "WWE Releases Styles."





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With Joey Styles getting released, I can only imagine how many clickbaity headlines were written as "WWE Releases Styles."

Or "A J. Styles released from WWE."





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posted on 8-9-2016 at 08:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Return of the No-Two-Shanes rule. Can't have two Styles' working for the company at the same time so yer outta here, Joey.





You know, everyone says it's not supposed to make sense, like that's the whole point, dude. And I'm just saying, you know, that's like an excuse for lazy storytelling. Just don't sell me shite and tell me it's gold, all right? I might be stoned, but I'm not high. You know what I mean?
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posted on 8-9-2016 at 12:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Not really wrestling related, but it does involve a former WWE announcer:

Todd Grisham makes racist Tweet about Ichiro.
That article is pure crap. Grisham's tweet, while stupid and never should have been sent out, was hardly racist. Grisham never said anything about Ichiro's race in that tweet, only about not speaking English. Also, the writer of that article has a pure bias against ESPN in general. That is nothing more than a columnist blowing something up to get attention.

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