Ever since I read your "professional writer" spiel, I have disliked you. Is it enough that the things you say in your column are uninteresting, lame and otherwise completely lacking in substance and/or appeal, but you must also continue to contribute to the growing stereotype that Internet writers are pricks who can never be pleased.

The Internet wrestling community is swamped with writers who care more about flexing their overblown egos than actually providing insightful commentary. It's a wonder why some of these guys even watch the stuff (wrestling) in the first place. There are plenty of asshole writers out there. The few who have carved a nitch for themselves deserve their place. Do we really need another? Do we really need YOU?

Writers are egotistical by nature (that's a given), but to spend as many paragraphs as you did in your premier article on how privileged we should feel by reading your writing is just plain asinine. Asshole overkill.

Lee, thank god taxes are withdrawn from you paycheck, otherwise you would be completely useless.

Love Ya,

From Desjunior –

Hello! I love the column, you are pretty much right on it. But, in the summary area, you missed a "points to self" bit. Chuck Palumbo (who seems to be taking on more of Scot Hall's mannerisms [perhaps a good thing?]) got one off with his thumbs as he and Gunn hit the ramp after the victory.

From Loco –

From Frank –

*Insert standard "Your column rules' sucking up here* Regarding the use of the word ass on Smackdown, I seem to remember Vinnie Mac saying in an interview at some point that (the WWF) voluntarily bleeps the word during the 8-9 PM hour. My guess would be that they have discretion as to bleeping it. Obviously, they couldn't interrupt the important stuff like Rock's promo with a *BEEEP* Hope that clears things up.

From Matt -

Hi Lee, I didn't read all of your column yet, but could you find it in your heart to forward the picture you mentioned in the beginning of your column to my email address? I'll kiss your ass if you want... "you're the greatest!" "Fuck Scaia! I come here for Filas!" "Your shoot from the hip style has me in stitches... keep up the good work!" I can come up with more if need be.

Again, from Hannibal –

I LOVE watching Lita take spills. God, she looks hot crumpled on the ground like that. She's hot anyway. So's Lillian. The girl in the confession booth is a hot little number too. Stacy's awesome. And Torrie, words don't do her justice. I wish WWF would focus more on these luscious vixens and less on people to stuff up Rikishi's ass. As for Booth Chick's tape...I'm kinda looking for that myself.

From Zach -

Today's column was such a great column. I have never read such a masterpiece before in my life. What are some of your secrets? Was that enough kissing up to get you send me the photo of the Kat? OK, honestly, I really do enjoy your columns and I think that they are a pretty innovative way of recapping RAW and Smackdown!. Keep up the good work and send me the photo of the KAT.

From Paul E. –

J.R. also threw out "beating like a government mule" at us, making it 2 J.R.isms for the night... Later.

From Josh –

I have decided to write you a little letter to put in the Bag O'Love.
FIRST OFF, you miscounted the J.R.-isms. Once again we found JR saying "like a government mule".
SECOND - send me that stuff on The Kat.
THIRD - Rocky Stellar, champion of COWO? Hah! Look no further than to ME when referring to a world champion!
FOURTH - who WAS that super hot babe in the confessional? I scanned over the results as WWF.com, and they don't help much.
FIFTH - WHY DO THE RESULTS AT WWF.COM HAVE SO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS!? THERE IS NOTHING TO GET OVERTLY EXITED ABOUT, SO QUIT DOING IT!
Also, I want a shameless plug for deathclock.com - why? because it's about time. lol, damn I'm witty.

From Frank –

I have a theory. Call me crazy, but I think that fist not moved around, but is actually the latest staring role for the Adams Family’s "Thing." Word I’m getting is that Russo originally wanted him to play the David Arquette role and take the WCW World Title a while ago, but Vinny Mac signed him out from under him. Naturally, the WWF abused and underutilized his talents – but if you look back on 1999 tapings of Metal (yeah, I know – who watches that, right?), you’ll see a generally well received match between Thing and Savio Vega. Thing won the match following a Mandible Claw, natch. It was only this year that they found the perfect role for him on the Smackdown set.

From Corey –

From Mike -

I think APA was correct to suspect Jeff Hardy would know if Lita was a natural red-head or not. I mean, someone has to do her hair, right? Wouldn't Jeff be the most likely person?

From ConcreteTG –