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Tonight: Booker T vs Rene Dupree. Will I recap any action tonight?
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11/20 - Washington, DC [Holla Holla]
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Nick. That's all you get. (3:44)

Tonight: Booker T vs Rene Dupree. Will I recap any action tonight?

The Monster Ultimate Job Experience presents Tazz walking to the ring, but Undertaker getting there, from Thursday

the Basham Brothers (Columbus, OH, 495 pounds) vs Russell Simpson and Slam Shady (Corpus Christi, Texas, 480 pounds, already in the ring) - Slam must be thrilled about the new release. Josh and Bill walk us thru the Russell Simmons/Russell Simpson, Eminem/Slam Shady jokes, for the slower Billocity viewers. Doug and Slam to start. Lockup, Doug with a headlock, into a waistlock, takedown. Front facelock on the mat, Slam reverses to a hammerlock, Doug escapes with back elbow. Slam run into Danny's boot, and a tag is made. Bill: "What did this kid do to his mother to be named Slam?" Doug works him over with forearms. Snap mare, off the ropes, elbow drop. Josh: "Great Muta like." Slap for Slam. Slam punches his way free from Danny, only to bounce into a back elbow. Danny stupidly allows Slam to make the tag anyway, and I hope Doug yells at him about that. Russell gets pounded as he comes in, anyway. Doug wants Russell into his boot. Bill: "Because he rolls like that, dawg! I heard that on the internet." Bill also drops "It bees like that sometimes", just to make you wonder why he's watching all those old Thunder tapes. Doug in and chopping. Forearm. Kick. Front facelock, tag to Danny. Forearm. Blah blah blah bleh. Simpson battling up , stopped with an elbow. Turnbuckle smash. Russell picks a punch to block and start fighting back. Blind tag to Doug, Russell into the double flapjack. Double kip up. Running knee to the head. Bill: "This will definitely make the Best of Velocity DVD." It's 5 minutes long, with special features like "Someone Call My Momma - I Got Fired!" and "Hooking the leg - a Bill DeMott instructional video." Legdrop. Tag to Danny. Kick to the ribs. Josh and Bill discuss this being Season 3 of Velocity - the start of Billocity. Tag to Doug. Camel Clutch/running Doug boot. Pose. Tag to Danny. Hold him for a chop. Snap mare, tag to Danny. Kick to the back. Top wristlock and chinlock. Simpson elbows out, off the ropes, sunset flip, tag to Danny, Simpson completes the sunset flip, but Danny breaks it up. I hope Simpson never makes the tag. Simpson tries to punch his way away again, but not yet. Corner whip, Danny charges into a boot, no he caught it, no it's the incredibly obvious enziguri. Tag to Shady? Yes. Shady back elbow to Doug, and spins into a clothesline on Danny, nice. Dropkick for Doug, rights for Danny, pumped up, Danny tries to sneak in a kick and gets caught. Inverted atomic drop for Danny while Doug bumps Simpson off the apron and to the floor. Jumping knee to Slam's back, into Danny's spinning double choke powerbomb one two three. (5:09) Josh: "Guess who's back." I would've gone for "the real Slam Shady will not stand up, not stand up" but puns are a personal form of bad comedy. Controversy erupts when Doug's arm is raised by Danny's not. Now they get it together. Josh: "Will the real Basham Brothers please stand up?" Bill: "They're both standing up." Doug and Danny seem to have a heated discussion on who exactly won the match, much to the chagrin of Josh.

Up Next: Big Show vs Kurt Angle - or NOT

Well, yes. (5:10)
Survivor Series: Eddie Guerrero's Team vs Kurt Angle's Team in a Classic Survivor Series Elimination Match
Survivor Series: Shelton Benjamin (c) vs Christian for the IC Championship
Survivor Series: Trish (c) vs Lita for the Women's Championship
Survivor Series: Jericho/Benoit/Maven/Orton vs Eddie/Snitsky/Batista/Triple H for Control of RAW in a Classic Survivor Series Elimination Match
Survivor Series: Billy Kidman vs Chavo Guerrero vs Spike Dudley (c) vs Rey Mysterio in a Fatal Four Way for the WWE Cruiserweight Title  
Survivor Series: the Undertaker vs Heidenreich
Survivor Series: JBL (c) vs Booker T for the WWE Title, JBL vows to leave SmackDown! if he loses the title

Up Next: Booker T vs Rene Dupree. 

Juicebox presents Josh Mathews pinning Orlando Jordan last Thursday

WWE Tag Team Champion Rene Dupree (Paris, France, 260 pounds, w/Fifi) vs Booker T (Houston, TX, 256 pounds) - Bill: "You should've just shook has hand." Josh notes the presence of Sign Guy. Bill: "What makes you think [Vince] is the boss?" Bill notes that - if you go back on the earlier DVDs - Josh was bashing Booker but now he's not because they're partners. "You'll come back to Bill DeMott!" Lockup, into a hammerlock, reversed, elbow out. Right. Right. Chop. right. Chop. right. Chop. Right. Chop. Right. Right. Forearm. He's pumped up. By the looks of it, so is Rene. Whip, back elbow. Bill reveals there really isn't a Best of Velocity DVD coming out. Suplex. Making the "6" to the crowd. Bill: "It'd actually be a BVD, except people would be thinking I was talking about shorts." Booker chop, right, Rene is going to stop this with an eye rake. Forearm. Chop. Whip, reversed into a side kick. Kick. Sidewalk slam. Josh hyping Booker to hilarious extents. Whip, Rene grabs the ropes, and Booker clotheslines him out. Break. (2:11)

Rene is begging off as we return. Bill: "I just got a text message." He never follows up. It just lingers/ Josh says Booker's been in control in the time we've been gone, and he's still in control with a kick. Chop. Whip, head down too soon, Booker gets kicked in the head, and Rene knocks him down with a clothesline. Talking the French. Right. Right. DeMott: "I think [JBL] is coming back in a mask!" Well there's no way Booker is winning now. Bill is proposing more JBL following the letter of the vow ("he doesn't show his face on SmackDown! that way") rather than a Mr. America type situation. Corner whip, into a Booker back elbow. Superkick is HBK/Todd bad. Whip, better superkick. Booker calling for it. Whatever it happens to be. Chop. Jumping side kick misses, crotches Booker. Nick Patrick helps Booker and checks on him. Rene follows up with a kick. Snap mare. Rene off the ropes, spine kick to the back. Of course to the back. Rene strut. Leg choke on the ropes. Punch battle, Booker winning till an eye rake. Snap mare, chinlock. Looking at the crowd. Booker rallying the crowd, elbow, elbow, thrown down by Dupree. Pose. It's time. French Tickler. Bill wants Josh vs OJ for Control of SD! Off the ropes, headbutt drop misses. Booker pulling himself up by the ropes. Whip, reverse, flapjack. Booker with a right, right, right, whip, reversed, head down and Booker forearms it. Clothesline. Clothesline. Whip, wheel kick? Sure. One two no. Whip, quick reverse into the Book End. Cover? No, time for something else. Looking at his hand, Spinaroonie. Kick to the midsection, off the ropes, Ax Kick one two three. (7:00) Let's all hum along to the music now.

That's it.