by The Cubs Fan
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Tonight: Steven Richards vs the Hurricane

Up Next: Diva's Tag from RAW.

Trish on Mad TV (:32) Lita says "Trish appears on one of my favorite late night comedy shows" - exactly how many are there of them again? Anyway, this Saturday, whatever time it normally is on MadTV (10/9C). Coach: "[Trish] looked pretty hot too" - thanks for that award winning insight Coach.

2 Weeks Ago on RAW, Trish returned. I could've sworn that she wore the exact same outfit (except the shirt had pink sleeves instead of dark blue, but the exact same style of shirt) last time she did a street clothes run-in but apparently I remember differently from everyone else. Anyway, this leads right in last week on RAW where teams color coordinated. It would've been a game of roulette if Steven just wore green, you know? Maybe you don't and it's better that I let it go now before I start wondering about the ball. (4:12) Lita all but says "Trish vs Jazz vs Victoria at WM"

Tonight: Steven Richards vs the Hurricane

Next: Words with Theodore Long and Rodney Mack (for the first time in three weeks)

Lugz Mack Debut of Three Weeks Ago (alternate title: Lugz How Did Al Not Break His Neck of Three Weeks Ago)

Theodore Long & Rodney Mack are out to complain about Triple H's comments towards Booker T from Monday, one can only assume. Or provide an odd backdrop for Girls Gone Wild hype, in reality. "Let me holla at you playas. Now I'm out here to bring something to everybody's attention. Now you know since my new playa, Rodney Mack, debuted on RAW, three weeks ago, Rodney Mack hasn't been seen since. Now I know that each and everyone of you have asked yourself 'Why? Why have we not seen Rodney Mack and Theodore Long?' But I'll tell you why! And I've got three reasons why! Reason #1 is because the Man is afraid that Rodney Mack will take one of these pretty white boys and give them a good beatdown! Reason #2 is because the Man is afraid what Theodore Long has to say. And Reason #3 - [responding to boos] you all know I'm telling the truth, you know you wanna hear it - Reason #3 is that Rodney Mack and Theodore Long are Too Tan For The Man! [Lita and Coach lose it] Now believe that playa! Now you know, I guess if we don't get our chance, we gotta take it. And when I say take it, that means that every WWE superstar will find out what it means to Back a Mack, you feel me playa? [Coach: "I feel something"] Now, all you got to do is just jump on the bandwagon, and all I want to hear from everyone right now is Back a Mack! Back a Man! C'mon!" This works as well as say, Down with Brown - Coach thinks he should stick with Too Tan For the Man and he may have a point.

Tonight: Steven Richards vs the Hurricane

But next, did Stacy get a Conchairto?

No. (4:32) We find out if HBK accepted on Monday.

Up next, Rock and Stone Cold.

Snickers: WM XIV - Kick Wham Stunner Champion

We pick up right after that thank you. (6:09) Believe it or not, but that leads to Rock vs Booker T on Monday.

Next: Steven Richards vs the Hurricane

RAW Live
Monday - Cleveland, OH
Friday - Moline, IL
Saturday - Lincoln, NE
Next Sunday - Columbia, MO
Next Monday - St. Louis, MO

Steven Richards (Philadelphia, PA, 230 pounds, w/Women's Champion Victoria) vs the Hurricane (215 pounds) - Victoria out to stand at ringside? That's odd. Maybe it was a deal to get the no-lights treatment. Call me crazy, but I pick the guy who's making fun of the Rock. Otherwise, this would be pretty even. Hurricane gives out the mask, check. Circle, lockup. Armbar by Hurricane, twist, leg to the knee to take him down, into a headlock, Steven shoots him off but Hurricane's back with the shoulderblock. POSE. Off the ropes, over, Steven with a hiptoss but it's blocked, Hurricane poses and hit an armdrag. Steven with a kick, off the rope and hits a shoulderblock. YELL. Off the ropes, over, into the goozle but Steven kicks loose. Whip, but Hurricane back with the spinning headscissors. Steven rolls out but Hurricane brings him back in - slingshot Oklahoma cradle! one two NO. Forearm, forearm, whip, reversed, Steven gets his head down too soon so Hurricane whips him (urgh) clothesline misses, 'rana is blocked into a powerbomb by Steven. One two NO. Maybe he should just shelf that for his own sake. Jumping reverse neckbreaker by Steven one two no. Stomp. Steven does the HurriPose! Forearm to the back, forearm to the back, forearm to the back, back suplex one two no. Snap mare, knee into the back, knee into the back, knee into the back, surfboard. Crowd getting on Victoria's nerves. Or she's hearing voices, who can say. Either the crowd was alive for this match or they added in plenty of noise. Steven lets go to work the back, then yell at the crowd. Surfboard back on. Hurricane yells to his feet, trying to turn it, and does. Right right, off the ropes, shoulderblock. Over, ducking the clothesline, kick suplex is blocked and Steven hits many knee lifts. YAAAAAAH suplex is reversed AGAIN, maybe he shouldn't give it way like that. Hurricane with some nice punches (not that they look like they hurt any more than usual, but they look like they might make contact and are big/showy/superhero-like) but Steven stops that with a kick. Whip, reversed, jumping clothesline. Clothesline. Armbar, kick to the knee, straight jacket Edge-O-Matic one two no. Hurricane says he's going up - top rope cross body hits one two NO. Hurricane thinking endgame - Eye of the Hurricane, but too slow and Steven is able to escape. Forearms to the back, pulling Hurricane into the reverse facelock - Eye of the Steven! One two NO! Lita credits Hurricane's super powers for his ability to kick out of his own finish like that - Steven needs another one two no to confirm what just happened. "WHAT NOW? WHAT NOW?" "FINISH HIM! NOW!" Steven remembers he does still have that finisher left and, after checking with Victoria about it, decides the time is right - SteeVeeTee no Hurricane escapes, kick lift up Vertebreaker one two three! (5:57) Steven lifted his upperbody so it was like a back to back powerbomb move and not as much head/neck. Victoria is stunned. It takes about 5 seconds to go back to Rock/Booker T hype. Hurricane poses and we're out. 

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