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OO HEAT RECAP
#2 (out of 4): The B-Shows Go 
Content-Free for Two Weeks!
July 5, 2005

by The Cubs Fan
OnlineOnslaught.com/TheCubsFan.com 

 

RIP: Stevie Night Heat. (Although you really died when they booked that Tomko match.) He really needs to be the color guy for Velocity ASAP if they're got no plans for him.

TV PG LV CC entertainment open
 

Your hosts are Todd and the Coach, playing all your favorite hits from the 80's, the 90's and today. Someone smarter than I can explain why Josh and Romero have to wear suits, while these two are Casual Friday-ing it up. Talk about Angle and HBK (Coach takes Angle's side), and Angle and Flair (Coach takes Angle side again!) and highlights. (5:36)

 
Up Next: shilling

we've got a DVD to shill: The Life and Death of the Most Dominant Tag Team In Wrestling History. HEY ROCCO. oh no the sad music of drugs. Good to see Hayes grew his hair back out. (5:41)

because we've got nothing better to do: LOD vs Money Inc., SummerSlam '92 (6:25) We end with a still frame In Memory shot.

RAW Live
Monday - Sacramento, CA [RAW/SD! Supershow]
Next Monday - Continental Airlines Arena [RAW]
Next Friday - Lexington, KY [RAW Live]
Next Saturday - Louisville, KY [RAW Live]
Next Sunday - Wildwood, NJ [RAW Live]

RAW Draft Recap (3:06)
They do the same dance about trades - but Coach reassures us he ("the new voice of RAW!") is not going anywhere
regurgitated Experience junk: Fozzy in Nottingham. I HATE SYSTEM OF A DOWN. (1:40)

Up Next: Diva Seach

WWE Slam Of the Week, sponsored by the Devil's Rejects: no marriage in Vegas

Diva Search highlights. This doesn't seem TV PG to me, but whatever.  (2:46) Boot Camp on Monday

Next: the maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain event

WWE Rewind, sponsored once again by the dreadful and annoying Starburst commercial that'll never stop airing: WV's gay icon meets DVDVR's gay icon!

I try not to be paranoid. I'm not sure I always succeed, but I do try. It kinda tough not to think they're all out to get me when I'm already bored to the point that I should give up and stop spending my time on this form of entertainment, and they push me harder by bringing back Hogan, as the beginning of yet another widespread "isn't Hulk Hogan the greatest" campaign. Glad Cena enjoyed it; wish I got something out of these shows I could enjoy as much. (6:16)

RAW: Carlito's Cabana - with Hulk Hogan. and something with bikinis.

Coach: "I got a phone number for you - 555-GETTHEHELLOUTOFHERE!" and that's it. 

 
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The Cubs Fan watches way too much watching television - you can read more
of his overly detailed rambling reports at www.thecubsfan.com 


  
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RAW RECAP: The New Guy Blows It
 
PPV RECAP: WWE Night of Champions 2012
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: 18 Seconds? NO! NO! NO!
 
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SMACKDOWN RECAP: Losing is the new Winning
 
RAW RECAP: Say My Name
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: Deja Vu All Over Again
 
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PPV RECAP: SummerSlam 2012
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: Backfired!
 
RAW RECAP: Bigger IS Better
 
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RAW RECAP: Heel, or Tweener?
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: Destiny Do-Over
 
RAW RECAP: CM Punk is Not a Fan of Dwayne
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: The Returnening
 
RAW RECAP: Countdown to 1000
 
PPV RECAP: WWE Money in the Bank 2012
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: Friday Night ZackDown
 
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SMACKDOWN RECAP: In-BRO-pendence Day
 
RAW RECAP: Crazy Gets What Crazy Wants
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: Five Surprising MitB Deposits
 
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SMACKDOWN RECAP: #striketwo
 
RAW RECAP: Johnny B. Gone
 
PPV RECAP: WWE No Way Out 2012
 
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SMACKDOWN RECAP: You're Welcome
 
RAW RECAP: Be a Star, My Ass
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: Needs More Kane?
 
RAW RECAP: You Can't See Him
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: Lady Power
 
RAW RECAP: Big Johnny Still in Charge
 
PPV RECAP: WWE Over the Limit 2012
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: One Gullible Fella
 
RAW RECAP: Anvil, or Red Herring?
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: Everybody Hates Berto
 
RAW RECAP: Look Who's Back
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: Care to go Best of Five?
 
RAW RECAP: An Ace Up His Sleeve
 
PPV RECAP: WWE Extreme Rules 2012
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: Sh-Sh-Sheamus and the nOObs
 
RAW RECAP: Edge, the Motivational Speaker?
 
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RAW RECAP: Maybe Cena DOES Suck?
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: No! No! No!
 
RAW RECAP: Brock's a Jerk
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: Back with a Bang
 
RAW RECAP: Yes! Yes! Yes!
 
PPV RECAP: WWE WrestleMania 28

 

 

 


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